1000 More Reasons You Are Addicted to Narniafans

331. When you see Lossy steal multiple items, including valuable ones like the BAN button--and you yawn.
 
328。My dear Glenburnita, there are three addiction threads. Please stop missing one every time you post.

*feeds Glenburnita to cactus*
 
327. When you know from personal experience that cacti don't eat humans, even those with multiple personality disorder.
 
326. When you check NF randomly when you have too much to do at college...
325. When you miss the days when you had time to post 10 or so addictions per day.
324. When the thought of having posted 0 in an addictions thread still gives you a thrill.
323. When you post addictions just for the sake of posting them. :D
322. And you have to post JUST one more...
321. Just because Stan the Cookie was sitting in front of the last cactus you saw.
320. When you have been pushed off of cliffs multiple times...
319. When that fact does not bother you.
318. When you know that those addictions have been posted before...multiple times.
317. When you just...can't...stop...posting...addictions...
316. When you are addicted to posting addictions. :p
315. When you remember the plot to blow up the locked debate threads!
314. When you run out of addictions and keep posting them anyway!
 
313. When you wonder whether you should stay in college, because you have too much to do in Dufferland.
312. When you fail college.
311. When you fail life.
310. When you don't mind numbers 311-312, because you got to meet Sushi the mad buffalo.
 
309. When you're glad that' FB was down, 'cause it brought us our queen back.

308. When you feel sorry for lone addictions and must post more, even though you're brain in dead and cannot think of any other addictions.

307. When you wonder how the other two threads will fare now that you can't think.

306. When you decide you need not think for duffering is purely one's nature, and requires not thought.

305. When you feel comforted, and know that you can do without your brain.
 
304. When you are utterly convinced that your brain can do without you. So you start plotting addictions in literature class.
 
303. When you offer Glen's brain to GG.

302. When you're writing a paper about GG and her incredible digestive system for science class.

301. When you're writing a paper on the history of duffer literature for your English class.

300. When you're writing a paper on the spread of dufferism from TDL to the rest of the world for your history class.


209. When you're writing a paper on sanity and insanity for your philosophy class.
 
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209. When you're writing a paper on sanity and insanity for your philosophy class.
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298. When you wonder whether the Count will reject Lossy for ruining its already-ruined life.

297. When you consider writing a poem on the subject.

296. When you don't, because you're too busy posting addictions.
 
295。When you literally cannot write a paper without taking addiction-breaks.

294。When addictions have taken the place of coffee.
 
293. When you flavor your coffee with CW.
292. And demand a CW latte at the bakery.
291. When the bakery workers feel so threatened by you that they call the police.
290. And you squirt the police with CW when they come.
289. And you die in prison, because they won't let you access a computer, and you left your brain somewhere in the Insane Asylum.
288. Or maybe it was stolen. You don't remember, because you have no brain.
 
287。When you post addictions to celebrate the completion of homework.

286。When you post addictions when swamped with homework.

285。When you post addictions just because.

284。When you thrive on addictions.

283。When your aim in life is to post the most addictions of anyone!

282。When you are so far quite successful at that (I think . . . )

281。When you've posted a 50+ addiction marathon before, just to get to zero. :)
 
279. When you have no choice but to post if Lossy has posted.
278. When you realize that, no matter what the state of the world is, there exists no true free will in Dufferland.
 
277。When you ban freckles for not posting an addiction.

276。When you eat addictions.

275。[this addiction was eaten by someone whose name is also eaten. the person in question has been eaten by GG, who is in fact the universe]
 
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273. When your addictions aren't unique.
272. But your family thinks that you're unique...and regrets the fact.
 
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271。Was that an intentional miscount for me to catch?

270。When miscount is a noun.

269。When the Count (or Countess) goes to war with a troop of whales, cliffs, cacti, bowls of petunias, etc. to defend his (or her) land of orderly chaos (or chaotic order).

268。*whalesplats hb*
 
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