950. You noticed that no. 950 was missing
818. And felt the need to fill in the gaps
786. And you have read the entire thread to check no-one else has noticed this first.
764. And you're still wearing a towel because you came out of the shower and had to come on TDL before getting dressed.
687. Even though it's winter and rather cold and you really need to be going out.
488. You consider saying, "Hi, I'm new. Can I join the Duffers?" but realise there's no point because, whether anyone likes it or not, you're obviously in!
679. Even though there is a 679, you feel you have to point out the typo when someone called it 879 because you don't want 679 to feel left out.
572. Likewise (though I think this was missed because someone counted up rather than down)
571. You feel this is getting silly but want to keep going.
453. Ok, I'm shivering now, I need to get dressed.