1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

515. when you realized lossy accidentally deleted an asterisk quoting me.

514. when you suspect this to be not wholly accidentally.

513. when you suspect her of making me pronounce "asterisk".

512. and watch me fail.

511. when you have a dejá vù because this is the second time today you're having an addiction race to the middle.

510. when you wonder if in a hundred years, duffers will remember your name.

509. other than in the long-established adjective "frecks" meaning "brainless".

508. when duckies speak on your mailbox.

507. when you think it must be sign that the prince caspian soundtrack has suddenly started to play in the background.

506. when you think it must be a sign that it's time to create a cactus that can rule the world.

505. when by "the world" you mean dufferland, the mod lounge and the black hole.

504. when you have replaced "in a nutshell" by "in a box".

503. when you have replaced "in a box" by "in a black hole".

502. when you have replaced "in a black hole" by "in a washed-out sock*.

501. when you time the posting of the 500th addiction to the suspense of prince caspian soundtrack. :rolleyes:

500. when you poke badgers.
 
499. when you cry out for justice because this thread has not been posted in for 3. whole. days.

498. although everyone has been online and posting! outrageous!
 
495. When you wonder what the Land of the Duffers will be like 40 years form now.

494. When you wonder what BC would think when she comes back.

493. When you know that she will come back.

492. When you believe all the legendary duffers will some day come back.
 
491. When you sit there staring at the screen when nobody's on.

490. When you randomly post an addiction that has been posted before because you are currently unable to think of an original addiction.
 
489. When you debate within yourself what constitutes a 'real' addiction and what does not.
 
485. When you refuse to answer some questions...
484. When you have ambitions to conquer and rule the world.
483. When you already made up several torture methods to make sure you're fellow duffers don't stop you (i've got a tape playing 'Derny is a Duffer' over and over again for Derny, i've got a bar of chocolate just out of reach for RF, i've got a statue for MF, and i've got some pink paint and scizzors for Olorinsesss :D)
 
477. when you have spent years of your life teaching the walls how to read and write.

476. when you have been thanked for your hard work with graffiti war.
 
475. When you talk to yourself.
474. When you argue with yourself.
473. When you lose arguments to yourself.
472. When you are no longer speaking to yourself.
 
I thought those were signs of insanity . . . ? Oh, wait. Addiction, Dufferland . . . equals insanity.

Nevermind.

471. When you have been thoroughly confused at one point or another. But not about who owns the CW.
 
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