1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

[Lossëndil]

575. When you refuse to change your fullstop for a silly little hyphen.

574? When you think that a question mark looks much nicer.

 

[Miss Freckles]

573- when silliness comes natural for you.

 

[Dernhelm]

570. When you suspect a plot ...

 

[Miss Freckles]

569. when you suspect a plot in everything but are clever enough not to tell it to the world but secretly investigate about it.

 

[Lossëndil]

568. When you keep a collection of smilies in your wardrobe.

567. When you find yourself highlighting posts outside the Land of the Duffers. (e.g. the Socratic Club Thank goodness I'm not quite that far gone. )

 

[Miss Freckles]

566. when you find yourself wondering whether you could highlight things in printed text.

 

[Lossëndil]

565. When you consider the color green a symbol of life.

 

[Miss Freckles]

564. when you compliment people by elling them they're crazy.

 

[Dernhelm]

563. (re 565) When the colour green reminds you of your (preferred) non-life.

 

[Lossëndil]

562. When you know what being a duffer means, even if you can't put it in words, or explain it, or logically think through it...

 

[Miss Freckles]

561. when you abbreviate everything you meet.

 

[Lossëndil]

560. When you know of good old days when there were more smilies.

559. When you think you remember them.

558. When you think you remember the days when there was no 10 character limit.

557. When you wonder if there were ever days with no 30 second limit.

 

[Miss Freckles]

556. when you have a folder of old maps and strategy plans titled "how to get into the mod lounge - this time it's for real!".

 

[Dernhelm]

555. When you're sure there must be some significance to '555'...

554. When you remember the plots to blast into the debate threads.

 

[Miss Freckles]

553. when you have been duct-taped to a train.

552. and train tracks.

551. at the same time.

550. when you have a conversation over several threads.

 

[Dernhelm]

549. 72 posts today. Need I say more?

 

[Miss Freckles]

548. at least as many threads.

 

[Lossëndil]

547. When you wake up to find that mf has posted in 45 threads in a row.

546. When you thank her for it.

545. When you envy her.

544. When you push her off a cliff.

543. When you decide to the something to the rest of the crew.

542. *drops whale on Derny*

541. *ties Oly's beard to cactus after painting it pink*

540. *offers Lieke cookies*

539. When you post beyond relative clauses.

538. *falls off cliff*

537. *posts addictions*

536. *posts smiley: *

535. *posts nonsense: akdjflskjflksdjdlflkj*

534. *posts*

 

[Miss Freckles]

533. when you sometimes sit in your room trying to pronounce "asterisk".

532. when you sometimes walk on the street trying to pronounce "asterisk".

531. when you do unexpected things.

530. *pushes lossendil on cliff*

529. when you sometimes lie in your bed trying to pronounce "asterisk".

528. when you are convinced that people are taking life too seriously.

527. except in that one special thread, of course.

526. when you have made a pretty colourful chart compaaring the progress of the three addictions threads, which you update everyday at precisely 5.00PM.

525. when you are convinced that the number must bear some hidden significance.

524. when you are going to ask your friend Luke W. Arm about it.

523. when all he replies is "uh, i don't know, and i don't care, either."

522. when you push him off a cliff.

521. when you get this twitching in your right arm that makes you smash things flat with a ruler sometimes.

520. when there are things under your coffee mug that you could not even imagine.

 

[Lossëndil]

531. when you do unexpected things.

530. *pushes lossendil on cliff

Not what I called unexpected.

519. When you learned to expect the unexpected.

518. When you count addictions to fall asleep.

517. When you wake up counting addictions.

516. When you drink alphebet soup, and think up an addiction for every letter you come across.