1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

625. . . . and you think of Ben the Egg every time you eat eggs for breakfast . . .
 
623. When you were flipping through the dictionary, came across the word "cliff", and was surprised that there was no mention of falling off. :eek: (happened just this afternoon. I'm still trying to get over it)
 
622. When you know that Webster was a fraud, because he didn't order things right. The first word in his dictionary should have been "Can", followed by "Cheese Whiz"...
 
617. When you know where to start looking when you want to find anything in Dufferland.
 
615. When you decide to come up with something really unusual.

614. Something really not-obvious

613. 42
 
612. when you just did a backwards flip over your chair.

611. when you realized that we're about at the same number in the other addictions thread.

610. when you wonder which humber exactly to make them run parallel.

609. when you know some people will try everything to hinder that, just because they know it would upset you.

608. when you would do the same. :rolleyes:
 
607. When you are posting addictions instead of working on the year book as you are supposed to.


(AHHHHHHhhh! I've got a deadline to meet! help! )
 
606. when you find yourself pushing deadlines off cliffs.

605. when you find that the best way of food preservation is storing things in the black hole.

604. when your belief is that the world will end when derny finds that out.

603. when you can be off-topic without having a topic to begin with.
 
*pushes deadline off cliff* Ha!

602. When you take the things mentioned in this thread with utmost seriousness.

601. When you find that this thread is very helpful when it comes to solving your daily probelms.

600. When you wish that you did not have a life.

599. When you do not.

598. When you like posting addictions...

597. In two parts.
 
596. when you feel

595. to exxagerate

594. things that others have said before

593. just so that you look

592. cooler

591. than them.

590. when you have a horrible guilty conscience afterwards and quickly post a real addiction to make up for it.

589. when you've twisted popular phrases so they fit your purpose, like "to brainwash or not to brainwash, that is the question." or "why did the chicken cross the cliff?"
 
:D:D:D *rofl*

587. when you have contemplated skipping important appointments just to stay online a couple minutes more.

586. or hours.

585. or days.

584. months...

583. weeks...

582. years...

581. decades...

580. centuries...

579. millenia...

578. ages...

577. light-years...
 
575. when you stay online during a thunderstorm in danger of death because where is the point in keeping your life and not being in dufferland?

574- when you think you can start a new fashion by replacing the fullstop / period for a hyphen.
 
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