596. when you feel
595. to exxagerate
594. things that others have said before
593. just so that you look
592. cooler
591. than them.
590. when you have a horrible guilty conscience afterwards and quickly post a real addiction to make up for it.
589. when you've twisted popular phrases so they fit your purpose, like "to brainwash or not to brainwash, that is the question." or "why did the chicken cross the cliff?"