1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

Dernhelm said:
hahahaha (I'm laughing at you on your own behalf, MF--you didn't post 50)

741. You feel guilty if you post a post with other one addiction in it.

740. You make up some random usless one in order to avoid this.

739. You critique additions to see if they are properly addictions. (#752 . . . um, ???)

738. You will get off NF in just a minute.

737. You argue with people about the definition of a minute.

736. You argue that thinking of addictions this fast is great for yur brain.

735. You are expert at churning out addictions.

734. You could type them in your sleep.

733. You have typed them in your sleep.

732. You insist that you will get off in 'a moment' because a moment is not defined clearly.

731. People try to argue with you for a definition of 'a moment'. And fail.

730. You post addictions.

729. You post more addictions.

728. You post even more addictions--

727. And MORE!

726. And more.

725. And even more addictions.

724. And MORE!

723. And more.

722. And even more addictions.

721. And MORE!

720. And more.

719. And even more addictions.

718. And MORE!

717. And more.

716. And even more addictions.

715. And MORE!

714. And more.

713. And even more addictions.

712. And MORE!

711. And more.

710. And even more addictions.

709. And MORE!

708. And more.

707. And even more addictions.

706. And MORE!

705. And more.

704. And even more addictions.

703. And MORE!

702. And more.

701. And even more addictions.

700. And MORE!

699. And more.

698. And even more addictions.

697. And MORE!

696. And more.

695. And even more addictions.

694. And MORE!

693. And more.

692. And even more addictions.

681. And MORE!

680. And more.

689. And even more addictions.

688. You know how to do the impossible, and you REALLY REALLY REALLY hope no one posted inbetween that would mess up of the post count. :eek:


EDIT: Just start with 686, whoever posts next. I'm not renumbering all those.
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685. it makes you happy to quote really long posts. :D

684. you noticed that derny posted quadruplicates of addictions just so she would win my challenge.

683. you are not bothered about this.

682. in fact, you welcome it because it helps us reach the 1000.

681. you will defend the validity of your addictions to the bitter end (#752 = addiction! and you know it!) :p (and by the way, i didn't say i'd post 50. i said at least 10 for me.)

680. you sometimes roam the forum looking for derny's recording of the duffer song.
 
She made a recording? Why didn't anyone ever tell me?

879. You keep links to all the interresting, worth reading conversations. For example, one and the following two pages.
 
yes, she made a recording, but it disappeared, i think... sadly.
and yes, that "conversation" was awesome *remembers the good ol' days --- wait, that was this year. haha.

678. you don't trust ANYONE to give the correct post count number, not even yourself.
 
^happens to everyone.


675. When you suddenly find the number at the begining of each line very intersting... because you could think of nothing better to say.
 
674. You've switched to tabs to make using NF easier.

673. You enter dufferland and immediately have ten to fifteen tabs up.
 
672. you know that derny uses that many tabs because you've seen the screenshots she posted here a while ago.

671. you are currently searching for those screenshots, just because.
 
669. You have finally seen Derny fail to fix the post count. :p

668. The t, e, n, 1, 0, h, i, n, g, and y letters on your keyboard are worn away.

667. You can read computer screens faster than you can read paper.

666. You posted addiction #666! HAHA!
 
665. you're not bothered about #666 because you know there's 2 other addictions thread.

664. and you could always create a new one.

663. actually, you've played with the thought for quite a while, because it would show if the duffers posting here truly have spirit.
 
662. 位很有佛人格他又如刻薄阿人大算得法律特色调停。

Oops. Sorry 'bout that.

662. When you are so ready to post, you forget to fix your keyboard's default setting.
 
Was that a correction or a separate addiction? I don't know if I should post 661 or 660. :-/
 
659. You continue to post them nonetheless.

658. You occasionally wonder if there are any more original addictions to be found.

657. At other times you are convinced that the addictions will never end, they'll just go on and on . . . *hums* Sorry, got carried away.

656. You have read all the Duffer readings.

655. You have them memorized.

654. You have submitted posts and discussions to be included in the Duffer library. *hint hint*

653. You would be a top poster if posts in Dufferland counted again.

652. You have tried to obtain the CW.

651. You dream of posting in Dufferland.
 
650. When you try to persuade Derny to dig up her recodring of the Duffer song.


Please.... Pretty please...

I know you're reading this, don't deny it!

So, please?
 
649. when The position has the Buddha personality he like unkind Arab League National People's Congress to be considered as the legal characteristic mediation very much. (???)

648. when you are under the impression that the above is duffering, not nonsense.
 
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