1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland
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809. When the sight of all these threads gives you great joy 
808. When you read pages and pages of each one over again.
807. When you post here when you should be getting ready to go . . .
806. When you know that the post count WILL get messed up (again).
808. When you read pages and pages of each one over again.
807. When you post here when you should be getting ready to go . . .
806. When you know that the post count WILL get messed up (again).
Lossëndil
Well-known member
805. When you lie in bed at night, after a long, fun day of posting, alone and quiet in the dark, and you stare up and at the ceiling--and giggle, and continue giggling, as you fondly remember the posts you've read that day, and the day before, and the day before the day before, and (you know the rest), and you lie there giggling and laughing and smiling knowingly in the dark until you fall asleep, and dreams take you to the land of no Life, of CW, of the Can, of cliffs and cactus, and falling whales, and all the rest of that lovely stuff. And then you wake up in the morning, and rush to the computer, for another day of fun.
Olórin the Wise
New member
802. When you're already making plans for stealing addiction #666...
Miss Freckles
New member
794. when you hop up and down excitedly because you have to go back a page to read all the new posts in one thread.
749. when you mess up the postcount to make #806 be true.
792. when you can't bear the post count being messed up and rue your deeds
791. and therefore chain yourself to the lorry in the catacombs of the insane asylum.
790. when you smell a new duffer object when it's first being mentioned. vire hydrant, vire brigade, vire.
789. when the fact that derny will have 4000 posts sometime soon excites you more than the coffee in front of you.
788. and when you know all the smiley codes, of course.
749. when you mess up the postcount to make #806 be true.
792. when you can't bear the post count being messed up and rue your deeds
791. and therefore chain yourself to the lorry in the catacombs of the insane asylum.
790. when you smell a new duffer object when it's first being mentioned. vire hydrant, vire brigade, vire.
789. when the fact that derny will have 4000 posts sometime soon excites you more than the coffee in front of you.
788. and when you know all the smiley codes, of course.
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785. When you watch the post count really carefully and get great satisfaction out of fixing it.
784. When your reletives and 'friends' start calling you a duffer.
783. When your reletives and friends know who Stan the Cookie is, have all been forced to watch MF's video about why Lieke does not control the universe, etc.
782. You know about the no killing rule, and who intituted it.
781. You can post addictions for hours . . . .
780. You love posting addictions.
779. You are an expert at posting addictions that mean nothing or are self-referencing.
778. You post addictions simply to post addictions.
777. You see a row of three of the same number and ruminate about the similarities to 666.
776. You know all about 666 and the intro thread.
775. You see letters on licence plates and they make you think of people (BC, HB, DR, etc.)
774. You post addictions even when you can't think of any more.
773. You can't stop posting addictions.
772. You need someone to stop you from your compulsive typing of addictions, but you're too busy typing them to PM a friend for help!!!
771. You are still typing addictions.
770. It's time to go to bed and you're still typing addictions.
769. You think this is normal.
768. You think being pushed off a cliff is normal.
767. You know better than to eat mod cookies.
766. You know what the DLF is.
765. You sometimes fall asleep while . . .
784. When your reletives and 'friends' start calling you a duffer.
783. When your reletives and friends know who Stan the Cookie is, have all been forced to watch MF's video about why Lieke does not control the universe, etc.
782. You know about the no killing rule, and who intituted it.
781. You can post addictions for hours . . . .
780. You love posting addictions.
779. You are an expert at posting addictions that mean nothing or are self-referencing.
778. You post addictions simply to post addictions.
777. You see a row of three of the same number and ruminate about the similarities to 666.
776. You know all about 666 and the intro thread.
775. You see letters on licence plates and they make you think of people (BC, HB, DR, etc.
)774. You post addictions even when you can't think of any more.
773. You can't stop posting addictions.
772. You need someone to stop you from your compulsive typing of addictions, but you're too busy typing them to PM a friend for help!!!
771. You are still typing addictions.
770. It's time to go to bed and you're still typing addictions.
769. You think this is normal.
768. You think being pushed off a cliff is normal.
767. You know better than to eat mod cookies.
766. You know what the DLF is.
765. You sometimes fall asleep while . . .
Miss Freckles
New member
763. when you roll your eyes like waldo.
762. when you know why he's called waldo.
761. when you don't get angry at the 30 second rule anymore but welcome it as an old friend.
762. when you know why he's called waldo.
761. when you don't get angry at the 30 second rule anymore but welcome it as an old friend.
Miss Freckles
New member
759. when you're still convinced you'll one day sneak into the mod lounge just to see what they really keep in their fridge.
758. you have made paths of cheerios through your house, explaining to your family / roommates they were there to trick the dlf.
757. you accept silly & impossible challenges like: the next poster will post at least 50 addictions or else i will laugh at him (or her, which is more likely).
756. you set a good example by posting at least ten.
755. you sometimes talk to yourself.
754. this fact doesn't bother you.
753. you have ceased to try and stifle your giggles whenever you see a can.
752. or a box.
751. you, by the way, love boxes.
750. you can count backwards faster than anyone else, even faster than the math geek in your school.
749. you swear you have watched someone eat a whole hippopotamus.
748. you wish there were signatures in real life.
747. you know at least 5 nicknames for olórin the wise.
746. you know at least 1 post by heart which proves derny is a duffer.
745. you are always afraid someone will post on the addiction thread while you're still typing, thus messing up the post count in the end.
744. you therefore don't necessarily post the thing to avoid this, but merely type faster, because #773.
758. you have made paths of cheerios through your house, explaining to your family / roommates they were there to trick the dlf.
757. you accept silly & impossible challenges like: the next poster will post at least 50 addictions or else i will laugh at him (or her, which is more likely).
756. you set a good example by posting at least ten.
755. you sometimes talk to yourself.
754. this fact doesn't bother you.
753. you have ceased to try and stifle your giggles whenever you see a can.
752. or a box.
751. you, by the way, love boxes.
750. you can count backwards faster than anyone else, even faster than the math geek in your school.
749. you swear you have watched someone eat a whole hippopotamus.
748. you wish there were signatures in real life.
747. you know at least 5 nicknames for olórin the wise.
746. you know at least 1 post by heart which proves derny is a duffer.
745. you are always afraid someone will post on the addiction thread while you're still typing, thus messing up the post count in the end.
744. you therefore don't necessarily post the thing to avoid this, but merely type faster, because #773.
Miss Freckles
New member
743. your only proof that you are sane is that you have successfully stopped posting addictions here.
742. you could disarm this argument in no time for anyone else who dared claim it.
742. you could disarm this argument in no time for anyone else who dared claim it.
Lucy but Taller
New member
743.When you think of fred the box whenever you see a house in Canada.
hahahaha (I'm laughing at you on your own behalf, MF--you didn't post 50)
741. You feel guilty if you post a post with other one addiction in it.
740. You make up some random usless one in order to avoid this.
739. You critique additions to see if they are properly addictions. (#752 . . . um, ???)
738. You will get off NF in just a minute.
737. You argue with people about the definition of a minute.
736. You argue that thinking of addictions this fast is great for yur brain.
735. You are expert at churning out addictions.
734. You could type them in your sleep.
733. You have typed them in your sleep.
732. You insist that you will get off in 'a moment' because a moment is not defined clearly.
731. People try to argue with you for a definition of 'a moment'. And fail.
730. You post addictions.
729. You post more addictions.
728. You post even more addictions--
727. And MORE!
726. And more.
725. And even more addictions.
724. And MORE!
723. And more.
722. And even more addictions.
721. And MORE!
720. And more.
719. And even more addictions.
718. And MORE!
717. And more.
716. And even more addictions.
715. And MORE!
714. And more.
713. And even more addictions.
712. And MORE!
711. And more.
710. And even more addictions.
709. And MORE!
708. And more.
707. And even more addictions.
706. And MORE!
705. And more.
704. And even more addictions.
703. And MORE!
702. And more.
701. And even more addictions.
700. And MORE!
699. And more.
698. And even more addictions.
697. And MORE!
696. And more.
695. And even more addictions.
694. And MORE!
693. And more.
692. And even more addictions.
681. And MORE!
680. And more.
689. And even more addictions.
688. You know how to do the impossible, and you REALLY REALLY REALLY hope no one posted inbetween that would mess up of the post count.
EDIT: Just start with 686, whoever posts next. I'm not renumbering all those.
741. You feel guilty if you post a post with other one addiction in it.
740. You make up some random usless one in order to avoid this.
739. You critique additions to see if they are properly addictions. (#752 . . . um, ???)
738. You will get off NF in just a minute.
737. You argue with people about the definition of a minute.
736. You argue that thinking of addictions this fast is great for yur brain.
735. You are expert at churning out addictions.
734. You could type them in your sleep.
733. You have typed them in your sleep.
732. You insist that you will get off in 'a moment' because a moment is not defined clearly.
731. People try to argue with you for a definition of 'a moment'. And fail.
730. You post addictions.
729. You post more addictions.
728. You post even more addictions--
727. And MORE!
726. And more.
725. And even more addictions.
724. And MORE!
723. And more.
722. And even more addictions.
721. And MORE!
720. And more.
719. And even more addictions.
718. And MORE!
717. And more.
716. And even more addictions.
715. And MORE!
714. And more.
713. And even more addictions.
712. And MORE!
711. And more.
710. And even more addictions.
709. And MORE!
708. And more.
707. And even more addictions.
706. And MORE!
705. And more.
704. And even more addictions.
703. And MORE!
702. And more.
701. And even more addictions.
700. And MORE!
699. And more.
698. And even more addictions.
697. And MORE!
696. And more.
695. And even more addictions.
694. And MORE!
693. And more.
692. And even more addictions.
681. And MORE!
680. And more.
689. And even more addictions.
688. You know how to do the impossible, and you REALLY REALLY REALLY hope no one posted inbetween that would mess up of the post count.
EDIT: Just start with 686, whoever posts next. I'm not renumbering all those.
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