1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

647. When you walk into the bookstore seeking to buy a copy of the Duffer Encyclopedia, and is shocked to find that they don't sell it! :eek:
 
644. when no addiction is too unimaginative to post.

643. when you are here all day.

642. when you have developed an irrational fear of flying whales. :rolleyes:

641. when smith cloning himself in matrix 2 was the most boring thing you ever watched.
 
640. When you spend the night staring up at the ceiling and racking your brain for new addictions.

639. When you give up racking your brain for new addictions, because you know that you can always post boring addictions that make absolutely no sense. Like this one.
 
636. When you know about the lion that replaces the green light on the animated forum skin . . . :D
 
632. When you don't see why you can't post in three addiction threads every day with perfect ease . . .
 
631. When you wake up in the morning— and see that the sky is blue, the sun is bright, the birds are singing, and the wind is gentle... all in all, a beautiful day for a morning walk... — and the first thing you do is to get on NF for a couple hours.
 
630. when you spend the 30mins till the next class / appointment in the university library, trying to smother your laughing while reading through threads...
 
628. When you know stuff that no one else could ever understand. For example, this would probably make some sense to an addict: "Stan the Cookie was mistaken for a whale when he fell off the cliff, and Fred the Box asked if Dr. Cran had asked a whale question, but that was a whale question, so Fred was killed for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever . . . when a whale fell on him, and the petunia said 'I told you so'. And Ben the Egg ran to escape a similar fate, but was pursued by the fruits, and dropped his chewing gum collection . . . " :eek: (Note that this is fictional.)
 
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