-33. Ham and pineapple pizza!
-34. Ham and pineapple pizza!
-35. Did I mention ham and pineapple pizza?
-36. The previous three reasons are unquestionably spam...
-41. When you wish that the VDT movie would involve Reepicheep singing "Ode to Spam."
-42. When you get angry that the VDT movie probably won't.
-43. When you write the director of the VDT movie demanding that Reep sing "Ode to Spam."
-44. When you storm the director's house because he ignored you,
-45. And shoot him with squirty cheese.
-46. When the judge agrees with your "guilty by reason of insanity" defense...
-47. when you have the strange urge to t-p someone's house.
-48. when you have a strange urge to t-p glenburne's house.
-49. when you wish that the song under the credits was on youtube.
-50. when you get mad that the song under the credits is not on youtube.
-51. when you erase your numbers because you forgot the minus sign.
-52. when you yell things randomly from dufferland at school.
-53. when you scream "53!53!" when the time is 53 something or when you see that number.... or when you yell Herbie when you see a Volkswagen beatle.
-53. when you had to think to remeber the scientific name of a Herbie.
-53. when you get stuck on the number "-53"
-54. When you almost consider it an honor that Mozart wants to roll your house.
-55. When you want to roll Mozart's house
-56. Because you like the color of toilet paper.
-57. When you want to roll the cliff--
-58. Or Cliff.
-59. But you would never consider rolling the Shiny Trash Can.
-60. Or would you?
-69. When you find randomness coming much more naturally to you than it did before.
-70. When you hope this thread gets down to -1000 before the mods notice because that would suit your OCD.
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... when did we hit negatives? I thought we were in the 500's or something. Or maybe that was a different one of these threads (there are like 3 of them, after all). Or maybe I've just been gone for way too long.
-76. When you want to keep coming back. -77. When you post invisible addictions.
-78. When you post these addictions between other addictions in hopes they will be noticed so the count won't get messed up.
-79. When thinking up a great addiction makes your day.