1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-33. Ham and pineapple pizza!
-34. Ham and pineapple pizza!
-35. Did I mention ham and pineapple pizza?
-36. The previous three reasons are unquestionably spam...
 
-41. When you wish that the VDT movie would involve Reepicheep singing "Ode to Spam."
-42. When you get angry that the VDT movie probably won't.
-43. When you write the director of the VDT movie demanding that Reep sing "Ode to Spam."
-44. When you storm the director's house because he ignored you,
-45. And shoot him with squirty cheese.
-46. When the judge agrees with your "guilty by reason of insanity" defense...
 
-47. when you have the strange urge to t-p someone's house.
-48. when you have a strange urge to t-p glenburne's house.
-49. when you wish that the song under the credits was on youtube.
-50. when you get mad that the song under the credits is not on youtube.
-51. when you erase your numbers because you forgot the minus sign.
-52. when you yell things randomly from dufferland at school.
-53. when you scream "53!53!" when the time is 53 something or when you see that number.... or when you yell Herbie when you see a Volkswagen beatle.
-53. when you had to think to remeber the scientific name of a Herbie.
-53. when you get stuck on the number "-53" :p
 
-54. When you almost consider it an honor that Mozart wants to roll your house.
-55. When you want to roll Mozart's house
-56. Because you like the color of toilet paper.
-57. When you want to roll the cliff--
-58. Or Cliff.
-59. But you would never consider rolling the Shiny Trash Can.
-60. Or would you?
 
people! aren't you ashamed of yourselves? wasting all these wonderful addictions when we have two more addiction threads to fight...
-63. When you're not ashamed of yourself because continuing into negative numbers is quite fun.
-64. Nor do you consider this a wasted addiction.
 
-65. When you find it hard to post without adding at least one smiley of some sort.
-66. Or, even better, four smileys of some sort.:D:p:cool::)
 
-67. when you find ways around the four smiley rule :D :p ;) :) XD :p
-68. When you find ways around the ten-thingy rule
 
-69. When you find randomness coming much more naturally to you than it did before.
-70. When you hope this thread gets down to -1000 before the mods notice because that would suit your OCD.:D
 
-73....when you are having fun being in the Land of the duffers and relize you are Lost in cyberspace looking for a way out . :eek:
 
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... when did we hit negatives? I thought we were in the 500's or something. Or maybe that was a different one of these threads (there are like 3 of them, after all). Or maybe I've just been gone for way too long. :eek:

-75. When you can't... stop... coming... back...
 
-76. When you want to keep coming back.:D
-77. When you post invisible addictions.
-78. When you post these addictions between other addictions in hopes they will be noticed so the count won't get messed up.

-79. When thinking up a great addiction makes your day.
 
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