1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

219. When you shake your head in disbelief that nobody (including Lossy) spotted that you had played the same trick for the second time in a week. Please post on my wall if you read this.
218. When you are quietly delighted at the same.
217. So much so that you can't actually stop grinning about it. :D:D:D
216. When you have decided to include invisible messages in all your posts from now on.
215. When you wonder what kind of invisible mischief you can create.
And, just to pre-empt Lossy's reply:
214. When you know what what kind of invisible mischief you can create.
213. When you can predict the responses of the other Duffers to your posts.
 
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210. When you don't wonder about your last spoken words before death will be...you wonder about your last Dufferland post.
209. When you know which part of Dufferland you hope that post will be found in.
208. When you leave instructions in your will that your passing should be first announced in the Insane Asylum thread of Dufferland.
207. When you leave instructions for the word "Duffer" to be embossed on your casket, inscribed on your tombstone, and printed as part of the personal description in your obituary.
206. When you want the word "Duffer" inscribed on the inside of your high school graduation ring.
205. When you want the word "Duffer" inscribed on the inside of your college ring.
204. When you want the word "Duffer" inscribed on the inside of your wedding ring.
203. When you want the word "Duffer" inscribed on the inside of your spouse's wedding ring.
202. When one of the criterion for your future spouse is that he/she submit to #203.
201. When you would consider it emotional abuse if your future spouse did not submit to #203.
200. When, upon being arrested for burglary, you would plead guilty by reason of insanity--and refer the police to the Asylum for proof.
119. When you argue to the police that, because the Asylum is presumably located in Mexico, you are therefore under foreign protection and should be extradited.
118. When the police believe you.
 
198。When you can't believe that you fell for the trick, right after you played it on someone.

187。When you comfort yourself by saying that you still have several more tricks up your sleeves. ;)

186。When you wonder when Peepiccek will learn those too?

185。When you highly suggest that he read through the material in the Can thread (if he hasn't already).

184。When you wonder how he was able to predict your response?

(Am I that predictable?)

(Then I suppose you can predict that I'll do something supposedly unpredictable?)


*pushes Peepiccek off a cliff*

Welcome to the land of the Duffers. :D

*pushes Glenburne off of a cliff too*

*cheesesplats Zella*

A good day's work done. *content smile*
 
183. when other than negative numbers you don't know what you will do when we finally reach #0 because you're so addicted to addictions
 
181. You have an opinion as to whether or not things count as addictions...(182??? :p)

180. You know these addictions will be posted anyway. ;)
 
183. when other than negative numbers you don't know what you will do when we finally reach #0 because you're so addicted to addictions
179. When you've already considered this, and fully intend to introduce fractions, irrational numbers and imaginary numbers just to keep the thing going.
178. When you already predicted Lossy's response and took the precaution of removing the bottom of the chasm.
*Falls indefinitely*
177. When, while agreeing in principle with 181, you don't mind that much because it keeps the count going downwards.
 
*pushes Peepiccek off a cliff*

Welcome to the land of the Duffers. :D

*pushes Glenburne off of a cliff too*

*cheesesplats Zella*

A good day's work done. *content smile*




176. When you enjoy being pushed off cliffs.
175. When you think that pushing someone off a cliff is a type of compliment.
174. When you start telling non-TDLer friends that you'll push them off cliffs.
173. When you count pushing Duffers off cliffs as an addiction.
172. When other people agree that it is your addiction.
171. When other people are irritated that it is your addiction.
170. When that doesn't bother you at all.


*pushes Lossendil off a cliff*


:)
 
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169. You congratulate Glenburne on finding how to write in invisible text.
168. And promptly decide to push her off a cliff to join Lossendil.
*pushes Glenburne off a cliff*
 
167. When you push people off a cliff as you're falling through the air after having been pushed off a cliff. *pushes Peepiceek off a cliff*
 
165. When you make the cliff falling off the cliff push the first cliff off a cliff.
164. When you don't care that #165 is confusing.
163. When you pride yourself on the fact that #165 is confusing.
162. When you wish #165 had been more confusing.
161. When you feel guilty that #165 was not more confusing.
160. When your New Year's resolution is that you will edit #165 to make it more confusing.
 
159. When you begin highlighting every post, just in case.
158. When you dream of saying something that will become a Duffer legend.
157. When you consider being called a Duffer a compliment.
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156. When you edit your post to add more addictions so you won't forget them.
155. When, "When am I going to be able to get on my forum?!" is the first thing you think of when you hear of something unexpected you have to do.
154. When you begin to resemble other members.
153. When you consider this a good thing.
 
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152. When you forgot the addiction you just thought of but decide to post an addiction anyway
151. editing post so you can post it as soon as you remember it
150. when you realize that sanity or otherwise is all a matter of perspective
 
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149. When the cliff falling off a cliff that pushes the first cliff off a cliff is called Cliff.
148. When you are afraid someone might start a new thread in honour of Cliff.
147. When you fight that fear and really hope someone will start that thread.
146. In fact, the more you think about it the more sensible the idea seems.
145. In fact, it seems quite sensible by the standards of some of the things round here.
144. In fact, the odd thing is that no-one has done so already.
 
142. when you wake up one day and find that you're a dragon
141. when you think double posting is an art when you can get away with it
140. when you have less than 1,000 posts because they're all in dufferland
139. when you've been quoted by holyboy
 
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