1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

333. 'Cos Lossendil missed it out.
321. 'Cos the digits are consecutive numbers, and I like that.
320. 'Cos it comes after 321.
319. Apropos of 328, when counting the addictions keep you awake.
318. When they keep you so awake that you have to get online to post them immediately.
317. There are so many that by the time you get online you have forgotten them.
316. You don't need to get online because you're already online all night.
315. That 317 is still true nonetheless.
 
313. When you try to emulate the Shiny Trash Can.
312. When you write a letter to the national legislature, trying to convince it that it should also emulate the Shiny Trash Can.
311. When, after being away from Dufferland for three minutes, you start having withdrawal symptoms.
 
310。When you watch butterflies fly across the screen.

309。When you . . . um . . . you know. :rolleyes:

308。When you know about the argument of NF and TDL.

307。When you feel like you've got to get down to 300 before leaving.

306。When you know why the blackhole has so many cookies!

305。When you believe that Derny is a duffer.

304。When you can't believe you miss counted last time! :eek:

303。When you always post more than one addiction in one post.

302。When you love to make people laugh.

301。When you dig up old threads even when you get electrocuted. *glares at mf*

300。When you know what I was referring too.

299。When you get a warm satisfied glow at having entered the 200s! :)

298。When yoou have to WORK to tare yourself from the computer now.

297。When it's not working . . .

296。When you kill the thread because you know it cannot be killed.

295。:rolleyes:

294。When you kow what's coming...
 
294. You know that killing threads doesn't work. :D

293. You're waiting for Lieke to come and say 'TK!' in a minute or two...
 
281. you check dufferland instead of emails of FB.
280. you communicate by posting addictions instead of any sensible form of communication.
 
279. When your most frightening nightmares involve the death of Fred the Box.
278. When you build a bunker in your backyard to hide in for fear someone will try to drop a whale on your head.
277. When you start sneezing as soon as you enter Dufferland due to the electronic hair left by Mozart's cats.
 
271. When you read through long threads like this just because you want an excuse not to get off the computer.

270. When you know that Glenburne is a he or a she.

269. When you plan things to post in the person below you thread and promptly forget them as soon as you get on the computer.

268. When you post something in the wrong thread and no one notices it's in the wrong thread.
 
267. When you read through the Duffer training information for the fifth time merely because you enjoy reading about people being chased by angry electronic mobs.
266. When you start laughing in the middle of a meeting, not because the speaker is funny, but because you started imagined Wally and Dorthy the cat sitting on the speaker's desk.
 
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264。When you are shocked, SHOCKED :eek: that no one noticed the invisible addition! (I mean, come on, there was a gaping space between my "last words" and my sig!)

263。When you have a fit at sub-catororized accidtions. O.O

*has a fit*

262a。when you decide to try it yourself.
262b。though you're not sure why.

261。When you notice (with a warm fuzzy feeling :)) that your name appeared three times in four consecutive addistions.

260。When this addiction is dedicated to mf. :)

259。When you start picking up habbits from your fellow duffers:
258。you rave for coffee . . .
257。you eat everything in sight . . .
256。you start muttering into your beard . . .
255。you find it increasingly difficult to walk by cats without stopping to play. :eek:

254。When you know who I'm picking up habbits from . . .

253。TK!!! (for that post so long ago...)

252。When you come back to post replies to age-old posts.

250。When you revive threads! Yay!
 
Lossëndil said:
294。When you kow what's coming...
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251. This is dedicated to Lossendil for her superior dufferness concerning no. 294 (quoted) which I failed to spot (didn't even realise you could do that).
249. This is pointing out that Lossendil can't count (again!!) :D
 
248. When you dream of the day someone else calls you a Duffer for the first time.
247. When that ambition is more important than good grades.
246. Or the real world.
245. Or sleeping.
244. Or eating.
243. Or drinking.
242. Or counting posts correctly.
241. Or happiness.
240. Or a life.
 
239. When this is the first thread you check each time you log on.
238. When it brings joy to your heart to see the numbers getting rapidly lower.
237. When you just have to see whether this will work twice inside a week.
 
237. When you start wishing you had a million cats, just so they could talk to you in the Insane Asylum.
236. When you spend your free time struggling to think of new ways to irritate the mods.
235. When you can't come up with any new ways because you've tried them all already.
234. When you hire an independent consultant to make up for your idea-lessness.
233. When you think that the last word in sign 234 should be entered into a new Duffer dictionary.
232. When you volunteer to write that dictionary.
231. When other Duffers actually think you'd be a good candidate for the job...
230....and you inform them ahead of time that the one word you refuse to enter into the dictionary is sanity.
 
229. When you become excited upon coming across the word duffer in a book.
228. When you then look duffer up in a regular dictionary.
227. When you are disappointed to find out that duffer's real meaning isn't at all what it is in dufferland, nor is it very flattering.
226. When you decide that that's not it's real meaning, it's just it's meaning in the real world.:D
 
Peepiceek said:
251. This is dedicated to Lossendil for her superior dufferness concerning no. 294 (quoted) which I failed to spot (didn't even realize you could do that).
249. This is pointing out that Lossendil can't count (again!!) :D
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225。AAAHHHhhhhhhh!
I can't believe I messed up the count. :(

*bangs head against monitor*

224。You tell Peepiceek that he will learn all the tricks sooner or later as long as he sticks around long enough (and regularly goes through the archives). ;)

223。When you are suddenly hit by a terrible thought. :eek:

222。What if . . . what if all the many times people went back over all the counts, and missed a couple . . . invisible or trick addictions??

221。*goes back to check, and double check, and triple check . . . The Count*

220。When you capitalize The Count.
 
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