1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland
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123. *pats Zella on the head*
122. When your friends know all about TDL even though they've never been on it
121. when you have convinced at least three friends to join
Peepiceek
Well-known member
133. Because it got missed out.
120. Because it's next.
117. Because you remembered that Glenburne already posted 119 and 118 when meaning to post 199 and 198 yesterday.
116. When you are amazed that we have got down from 200 to 116 in less than two days.
115. When you are not remotely surprised that we have got down from 200 to 116 in less than two days.
114. When you don't see any contradiction between posting 116 and 115 together.
113. This addiction is dedicated to Glenburne in honour of Cliff.
112. It seems to come next.
111. Sorry Miss Freckles.
110. When you've run out of things to say but still want to post more addictions.
109. And more.
108. And more.
107. Because I want to get us down into double figures.
106. And I intend to do it.
105. I really hope someone else isn't posting more addictions right now.
104. Otherwise I will end up looking silly.
103. Or Dufferish.
102. Which is much the same thing.
101. This is dedicated to Dalmatians, for obvious reasons.
100. Hooray, we're getting near the end.
99. I have achieved my goal for the evening.
120. Because it's next.
117. Because you remembered that Glenburne already posted 119 and 118 when meaning to post 199 and 198 yesterday.
116. When you are amazed that we have got down from 200 to 116 in less than two days.
115. When you are not remotely surprised that we have got down from 200 to 116 in less than two days.
114. When you don't see any contradiction between posting 116 and 115 together.
113. This addiction is dedicated to Glenburne in honour of Cliff.
112. It seems to come next.
111. Sorry Miss Freckles.
110. When you've run out of things to say but still want to post more addictions.
109. And more.
108. And more.
107. Because I want to get us down into double figures.
106. And I intend to do it.
105. I really hope someone else isn't posting more addictions right now.
104. Otherwise I will end up looking silly.
103. Or Dufferish.
102. Which is much the same thing.
101. This is dedicated to Dalmatians, for obvious reasons.
100. Hooray, we're getting near the end.
99. I have achieved my goal for the evening.
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98. if you're really jealous of Peepiceek 
97. if you automatically add a smiley to anything you type
96. if you never use capital letters
97. if you automatically add a smiley to anything you type
96. if you never use capital letters
TheGardener
New member
40. when you decide that at least once in this thread you have to mess up the numbers
94. when you do it accidentally too 
93. When you aren't embarrassed by accidentally messing up the numbers.
92. When you think your teachers would be more well-rounded if they posted on Dufferland.
91. When you dream about cliffs.
90. When you think you are a cliff.
89. When you think your friends are cliffs.
88. When you think your relatives are cliffs.
87. When your relatives get concerned.
86. When your psychologist gets concerned.
85. When you tell your psychologist that if he wants to diagnose insane people, he should start looking at Dufferland.
84. When you actually convince him to do it.
83. When he becomes a Duffer due to your persuasive arguments.
82. When your persuasive arguments are interspersed with ramblings about walls, cats, and cliffs.
81. When you don't care about #82.
80. When you are proud of #82.
92. When you think your teachers would be more well-rounded if they posted on Dufferland.
91. When you dream about cliffs.
90. When you think you are a cliff.
89. When you think your friends are cliffs.
88. When you think your relatives are cliffs.
87. When your relatives get concerned.
86. When your psychologist gets concerned.
85. When you tell your psychologist that if he wants to diagnose insane people, he should start looking at Dufferland.
84. When you actually convince him to do it.
83. When he becomes a Duffer due to your persuasive arguments.
82. When your persuasive arguments are interspersed with ramblings about walls, cats, and cliffs.
81. When you don't care about #82.
80. When you are proud of #82.
Mozart the Meerkitten
Well-known member
79. when you're dufferness comes out when you're at school.
78. when your dufferness comes out when you're writing.
77. when you stick headphones on your cat.
76. when you keep posting "when" at the begining of these.
75. when you bring people from tv shows into dufferland.
74. when you're proud of having brought cats into dufferland.
73. when you're proud that....... you just forgot what you were going to say.
72. when you know that you must get this down to 53 but you're stuck on 72.
55. when you do this.
54. when you want to push the number 54 off a cliff.
53. when you messed with the count just to get to 53.
78. when your dufferness comes out when you're writing.
77. when you stick headphones on your cat.
76. when you keep posting "when" at the begining of these.
75. when you bring people from tv shows into dufferland.
74. when you're proud of having brought cats into dufferland.
73. when you're proud that....... you just forgot what you were going to say.
72. when you know that you must get this down to 53 but you're stuck on 72.
55. when you do this.
54. when you want to push the number 54 off a cliff.
53. when you messed with the count just to get to 53.
66. when the name holyboy does not bring to mind what you would think...
65. When you know that badgers are as cute as a button
65. When you know that badgers are as cute as a button
Peepiceek
Well-known member
95. For the reasons posted previously.
71. Ditto.
70. When, in truth, your favourite part of this thread is filling in the gaps.
69. When you feel that this has given you a role in life.
64. When you wonder how anyone could have any other role in life.
63. When you consider that the whole meaning of life is to post addictions - everything else is just leading to that point.
reverse. in addictions your post to decide you When 62.
71. Ditto.
70. When, in truth, your favourite part of this thread is filling in the gaps.
69. When you feel that this has given you a role in life.
64. When you wonder how anyone could have any other role in life.
63. When you consider that the whole meaning of life is to post addictions - everything else is just leading to that point.
reverse. in addictions your post to decide you When 62.
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Lossëndil
Well-known member
Eeeekk!
53。When you post a lot of addictions, to make up for the last few days.
52。When it breaks your heart to stay away for . . . 2 days? One?
51。I’ve lost track. My life does not exist outside NF / TDL.
50。You know who uses which initials.
49。You wonder if you’re being really mean, you so want to get to zero!
48。I mean, 50 addictions, just to get to post “1”!!
47。This is what you call “Addicted.” (Capital A)
46。You comfort yourself by saying that you usually post up to ten or twenty addictions, even in normal times.
45。This is not a normal time.
44。When this is not an addiction.
43。You wonder how mf could wonder whether you would be present in the history of this thread, isn’t it obvious.
o Thank you for the thought. )
42。 You vow that you will not mess up the Count anymore. (Not here, anyway)
41。You wonder if you are being evil, because you’re not posting in the two other threads at the moment.
40。You promise to get to them soon.
39。You would pay a can of CW to see the looks on your fellow duffer’s faces!
38。You feel guilty for being so mean.
37。You comfort yourself by pushing them off cliffs. *offers cliffs and cookies and cheese*
36。When you notice that I haven’t been using the word “when” much.
35。When you watch “A Charlie Brown Christmas” two days before Chinese New Year.
34。When you hug addictions.
33。When Derny is a duffer.
32。When you know all the addictions by heart.
31。When you will someday publish a book on dufferhood.
30. When you sacrifice your pretty little 。for the sake of quickness.
29. When you (the reader) realizes what I’m going to do.
28. When you clutch your chair in horror . . .
27. And watch a butterfly fly across the screen.
26. When you swear that you will not mess up the Count in the last 25 addictions!
25. When you like the snowman in mf’s sig . . . (How long has it been there? )
24. When you promise yourself that you will begin highlighting all sigs and posts and such.
23. When you know that one of the addiction threads did not have addiction 666.
22. When you know who messed it up.
21. When it amuses, yet drives you crazy at the same time.
20. When you think that you may be taking this slightly too seriously . . .
19. “Seriously” is a strange word.
18. One never knows whether they should be serious or not in Dufferland.
17. When you know that someone would point out that the above was not an addiction,
16. But accept it anyway.
15. When you see a frown every time you hear thunder.
14. (Really, Oly, I keep looking over my shoulder during rainstorms)
13. When you are suspicious of cookies.
12. Yet love them!
11. When you promise yourself to write an entry of “cookies” for the encyclopedia. (unless, of course, some kind person would do it for you . . . *tries to bribe mf with cookies*)
10. When you’re giddy with delight because we’re soo close!
9. When you’re reading as fast as you can, but trying not to miss anything at the same time.
8. When you’re almost panting.
7. When it gladdens your heart to see the addictions thread bring up so many new duffers.
6. When you try to descry the special meaning of “6.”
5。When you’re so happy to see the 。again that you hug it!!
4。When you think that we should start a thread called “1000 reasons you are addicted to Addictions.”
3。When your mind suddenly blanks.
2。And your heart stopped beating.
1。Oh oh oh, I can’t believe it! *eats cookie*
0。Zero!! We did it!!
-1。Now we’re into the negatives! Oh boy!
*cookie-showers everyone*
55 addictions in a row.
That must be a record!
53。When you post a lot of addictions, to make up for the last few days.
52。When it breaks your heart to stay away for . . . 2 days? One?
51。I’ve lost track. My life does not exist outside NF / TDL.
50。You know who uses which initials.
49。You wonder if you’re being really mean, you so want to get to zero!
48。I mean, 50 addictions, just to get to post “1”!!
47。This is what you call “Addicted.” (Capital A)
46。You comfort yourself by saying that you usually post up to ten or twenty addictions, even in normal times.
45。This is not a normal time.
44。When this is not an addiction.
43。You wonder how mf could wonder whether you would be present in the history of this thread, isn’t it obvious.
o Thank you for the thought. ) 42。 You vow that you will not mess up the Count anymore. (Not here, anyway)
41。You wonder if you are being evil, because you’re not posting in the two other threads at the moment.
40。You promise to get to them soon.
39。You would pay a can of CW to see the looks on your fellow duffer’s faces!
38。You feel guilty for being so mean.
37。You comfort yourself by pushing them off cliffs. *offers cliffs and cookies and cheese*
36。When you notice that I haven’t been using the word “when” much.
35。When you watch “A Charlie Brown Christmas” two days before Chinese New Year.
34。When you hug addictions.
33。When Derny is a duffer.
32。When you know all the addictions by heart.
31。When you will someday publish a book on dufferhood.
30. When you sacrifice your pretty little 。for the sake of quickness.
29. When you (the reader) realizes what I’m going to do.
28. When you clutch your chair in horror . . .
27. And watch a butterfly fly across the screen.
26. When you swear that you will not mess up the Count in the last 25 addictions!
25. When you like the snowman in mf’s sig . . . (How long has it been there? )
24. When you promise yourself that you will begin highlighting all sigs and posts and such.
23. When you know that one of the addiction threads did not have addiction 666.
22. When you know who messed it up.
21. When it amuses, yet drives you crazy at the same time.
20. When you think that you may be taking this slightly too seriously . . .
19. “Seriously” is a strange word.
18. One never knows whether they should be serious or not in Dufferland.
17. When you know that someone would point out that the above was not an addiction,
16. But accept it anyway.
15. When you see a frown every time you hear thunder.
14. (Really, Oly, I keep looking over my shoulder during rainstorms)
13. When you are suspicious of cookies.
12. Yet love them!
11. When you promise yourself to write an entry of “cookies” for the encyclopedia. (unless, of course, some kind person would do it for you . . . *tries to bribe mf with cookies*)
10. When you’re giddy with delight because we’re soo close!
9. When you’re reading as fast as you can, but trying not to miss anything at the same time.
8. When you’re almost panting.
7. When it gladdens your heart to see the addictions thread bring up so many new duffers.
6. When you try to descry the special meaning of “6.”
5。When you’re so happy to see the 。again that you hug it!!
4。When you think that we should start a thread called “1000 reasons you are addicted to Addictions.”
3。When your mind suddenly blanks.
2。And your heart stopped beating.
1。Oh oh oh, I can’t believe it! *eats cookie*
0。Zero!! We did it!!
-1。Now we’re into the negatives! Oh boy!
*cookie-showers everyone*
55 addictions in a row.
That must be a record!
Peepiceek
Well-known member
-5. When you are absolutely outraged that Lossendil took it all the way to zero.
-6. When you decide to push Lossendil off a cliff. *pushes Lossy off a cliff called Cliff*
π. When you decide that there are many more numbers to fill up, and decide to start with mathematically significant ones like this one.
e. This one I also like.
√2. Possibly my favourite.
i. Imaginary numbers are also fun.
-6. When you decide to push Lossendil off a cliff. *pushes Lossy off a cliff called Cliff*
π. When you decide that there are many more numbers to fill up, and decide to start with mathematically significant ones like this one.
e. This one I also like.
√2. Possibly my favourite.
i. Imaginary numbers are also fun.
-11. when you did not read all of Lossy's
-12. when you were planning on going into negatives anyway
-13. when you're still pretty jealous of Lossy
-14. when you post on several threads at the same time on a regular basis
-12. when you were planning on going into negatives anyway
-13. when you're still pretty jealous of Lossy
-14. when you post on several threads at the same time on a regular basis
TheGardener
New member
-17. when ...um...what you said
*jumps up and down like an excited mushroom*
*jumps up and down like an excited mushroom*
-18. When you know exactly what it means to jump up and down like a mushroom
-19. when you are personal friends with the mushroom who jumps up and down
-20. when you are personal friends with the personal friends of the mushroom who jumps up and down
hmmm... why not
-21. when you are personal friends with the personal friends of the personal friends of the mushroom who jumps up and down
-22.when you are personal friends with the personal friends of the personal friends of the personal friends of the mushroom who jumps up and down
-19. when you are personal friends with the mushroom who jumps up and down
-20. when you are personal friends with the personal friends of the mushroom who jumps up and down
hmmm... why not
-21. when you are personal friends with the personal friends of the personal friends of the mushroom who jumps up and down
-22.when you are personal friends with the personal friends of the personal friends of the personal friends of the mushroom who jumps up and down
-23. When you think GG is completely normal
-24. Despite her friendships.
-25. The square root of this is 5i--I think, but that might make me sound like I like math, so I'll like say like that the answer like is, like, happy hobbits!
-24. Despite her friendships.
-25. The square root of this is 5i--I think, but that might make me sound like I like math, so I'll like say like that the answer like is, like, happy hobbits!
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