1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-183. When you say that you enjoy contradicting yourself because you would wind up contradicting yourself anyway, and claiming a personal loyalty to contradiction helps you save face.
 
-185. When you find yourself contradicting your neighbor's boyfriend's daughter's cousin's cat, because you are in such a habit.
 
-187. When you intend to go insane over Lossy's missing signature circle.
-188. When you realize that you cannot go insane over the missing circle, because you are already insane.
 
-189。When you wonder what lengths Glen would go to to solve the mystery of the signature circle?

-190。When you feel awfully guilty about driving Glen insane with a riddle like this, but she's already insane, so you shouldn't be too guilty.

-191。When you feed your guilt to the cat.
 
-192. When you think that cats should be ordained as priests, because they could eat guilt at confession....
 
-196. When you know being burnt at the stake on TDL won't hurt--one of those problems with virtual flames.
-197. When you apologize to the priestess of the shiny Can anyway....
-198. And give her more guilt to eat.
 
-200. When you read one lone post like the one above, and just have to read the previous three pages to find out what that lone post was talking about.
 
-204。When you decide to write an Encyclopedia entry on the blue-green priestess of the shiny Can named Rover.

-205。When you put your contributions on the Encyclopedia on your resume.
 
-206. When you are seriously afraid that Lossy will enact -204.
-207. When your fear gets stuck in the shiny trash can, and you can't pull it out.
 
-208。 When you burn Glennita at the stake for attempting to defile the shiny trash can with her fear.

-209。When you offer Glennita's fear to the preistess cat. :)
 
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