1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-157。When you had thought that though from time to time you would double-post, you would never need to triple-post on the addictions threads.

-158。When it defies belief that you could be wrong.

-159。*whalesplatted* :(
 
-160. When you post just to keep Lossy from her deep depression.
-161. When you feel personally responsible to keep Lossy from being alone on this thread....
-162. When you wish you would stop using elipses, but can't.....
 
-263. When you post just in order to fix the count.
-264. When you consider double posting a responsibility under certain circumstances. (Or quadruple posting—that happened once. It was a sad day.)
 
-265. When the thought that Derny once had to quadruple post makes you weep in sympathy, because you know that she should have quintuple-posted, but that the strain of posting overwhelmed her.
 
-268。When you ought to be awarded a medal for "most double-posts."

-269。When you decide that summer is not over because the lawn is still green.
 
-270. When you note with great interest that two of the addiction threads just crossed the same numbers...one in negatives and one in positives.

-271. When you post just to rescue someone from triple posting.

-272. When you would have posted anyway, but you make it into an addiction because you're addicted to writing addictions.
 
Lossëndil said:
-269。When you decide that summer is not over because the lawn is still green.
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If the grass is green, it's not summer. It's April, and it has rained for a week, and your yard has just been declared a nationally protected wetland. Kentucky has bluegrass. My home state has brown grass. Which means the grass is dead, and its soul will everlastingly haunt the lonely landscape. Its soul, by the way, is also brown.

-269. When you decide that, due to the general greenery of these forums, Specter is probably a Marshwiggle in disguise. Marshes are green. Grasslands are not.
 
-275. When you mount a national health campaign because Lossy's circles are significant sources of trans fat.
 
-276。When the national health campaign fails because they were all introduced to CW, and could not stop consuming those cans of good duffernes, and now we have a CW shortage! :eek:
 
-277. When you think that a shortage of CW amounts to a world health crisis.
-278. When you write a letter to the WHO, trying to convince them about the gravity of the situation.
-279. When the WHO responds by sending a mental therapist to the return address.
-280. When the therapist goes to precisely the right address--and lands on top of your house, which is at the bottom of a cliff (GPS neglected to mention that driving down the cliff, while the shortest route, is generally a bad idea).
 
-285. When Sushi has been in your possession at some point, after which he gored you and ran away.
-286. But he doesn't gore me. He's my friend. :)
 
-287。As the two are self-contradictory, you decide that Glen is not addicted to dufferland. Thus Derny is Queen. And Stan the cookie id an elephant.
 
-288. They are not self-contradictory! The you in the first one isn't me. It's you [all].
-289. But even if they were, it wouldn't matter, because contradiction is the essence of the commune.
 
-291. When the commune includes everything in the universe, including GG.
-292. But GG has eaten the universe.
-293. When GG and the commune are approximately the same.
-294. Difference: the commune always, always, always agrees with me. :)
 
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