1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-296。When you never bother trying to figure it all out. You just know what it means. And if you don't, you simply impart your own interpretation.

-297。When addictions are eating into your history essay time...

-298。When you just donated your history essay to GG's kitchen.
 
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-299. When you think that Lossy's history essay should have a title like "CW and the Fall of the Roman Empire" or "Julius Caesar: Death by Whale."
-300. When you hope Lossy proofreads her essays more than her TDL posts... ;)
-301. When you are prepared to be whale-splatted for number -300....
 
I assure you, I'm extremely careful with essays... ;)

-302. When you refuse to whale-splat Glen for that would have been too obvious...

-303. When you devote the rest of the morning trying to think up some new form of torture...
 
-304. When you apparently can't come up with an appropriate torture in this thread, and so abandon it and attempt to come up with sufficient tortures in other threads.
-305. When you fail.
-306. When Glen wins.
-307. When Glen wins.
-308. When Glen wins.
-309. When Glen wins.
-310. Refer back to numbers -306 to -309.
-311. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
-312。apparently the horrible apprehension trick didn't work this time... *sigh*

-313。When you push Sushi and Waldo in a tent in the Antarctic, and lock Glen up in the insane asylum with a live video feed of the Antarctic tent.
 
*is mad*

-314. When you have to bring up the Geneva Convention in Dufferland because somebody thinks torture is legal all of a sudden.
-315. When Glen smashes the video, escapes the Asylum, and rescues Sushi.
-316. And Glen wins.
-317 through -320. Ibid., et. al., etc., etc., etc.
-321. And Glen snickers.
 
-323. When you suddenly feel the pangs of guilt for not reviving a thread in over a month.
-234. When the guilt is easily assuaged by doing you-know-what.
 
-325。When you make Waldo glare at Glen with his laser eyes.

-326。When you hugsess the thread! You're alive! :)

-327。When you bake little chocolaty circles for the threadie, and offer a cup of nice, hot tea. :)
 
-328. You'll give little chocolate circles to the thread, but make Waldo shoot his laser eyes at the one who revived it? Objection, Your Honor!
-329. When everybody knows that the Lossy-tree is not Your Honor, because she is actually Your Ornery....
-230. When everybody knows that the Lossy-tree is not Your Honor because she is, by her own admission, not human, and only humans are conniving enough to get judgeship positions....
 
-331。When have I admitted to not being human?

-332。I'm not really sure whether or not I'm human, but I'm quite sure I've never admitted to anything! And if I did, the priestess cat ate it. :mad:

-333。*eats symmetry*

-334。I think I've done that already.

-335。*whack Glen*
 
-336. Because the Lossy-tree's memory is shorting out...you'd think she was destined to be a telephone pole....

Originally Posted By the Lossy-tree
Thou art banned, for we are all but human (except those of us who are trees, of course.)
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-342. *retrieves evil laugh*
-343. *cheese-splats the Lossy-tree*
-344. When you know that Lossy was admitting her treeness, no matter how hard she tries to argue her way out of it....
 
-345。When you eat Lossy's treeness.

-346。When the above statement is perfectly normal.

-347。When you know that Derny is a duffer and Lossy is no tree.
 
-348. When you know that Derny is a non-Duffer and that Lossy is a tree in denial (Triad!).
-349. When you water the Lossy-tree and sleep beneath her branches.
 
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