1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-210. When the priestess cat won't eat the fear.
-211. When the priestess cat eats Lossendita :p instead. (Should I add more prefixes to the end?)
 
-212。When Derny's blackhole saves me from the priestess cat.

-213。When the shiny Can disowns Glenburnita for influencing the poor priestess cat into eating me.
 
-214. The name is Glenburne, or Glen, or (thanks to Mozart) Glennie. Not the abomination above.
-215. When the shiny Can eats Lossy because the cat is full, and eats Derny's blackhole with it. That way she can't throw people who say she's a Duffer down that hole, as she threatened in another thread.
-216. When you diagnose Derny as being a Duffer in denial, and attempt to give her therapy inside the Shiny Trash Can.
 
-215. When you know that denial of dufferhood is the highest level of dufferhood. Thus Derny is a duffer.

-214. You wish you could have thought of denying your own dufferhood before Derny started it. :(

-213. So you eat cookies.
 
-222. I told you, my brain ain't working today.

-223. When you tell Glen that she messed up worse than you did.

-224. WHen it is perfectly normal (though completely unforgivable) to mess up the Count, after all, the Count brings order to the orderless dufferdom.
 
-226. When you throw Glen off a cliff and whalesplat her with a cactus and take her CW and invite Queen Derny's blackhole over to her house for a party and cause Ben the Cookie and his family to march over her and drop a bowl of petunias on Sushi . . . because Glen knowingly messed up the Count (or Countess).
 
-3,948,107,539。 *sigh* when you really can't afford this, but you have to log on anyway just to fix the Count.

negative two hundred and twenty nine。 *fixes Count*

-230。 And this is for those who prefer numbers.
 
-233. When you start Duffering away from the computer....
-234. By showing your roommate the invisible teddy bear you will leave them if your geography test kills you.
 
-235. When,in answer to a question set by your English teacher,you promptly yell WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO!

-236. When you bow to every trashcan you see in the streets.
 
-237。 When you polish every trashcan on the street.

-238。When you like cookies.

-239。When you are random.

-240。When your brain (assuming you have one) is dead, but you post addictions anyway.
 
-241. When you want to become a cheese maker when you grow up.
-242. Except that people like you never grow up.
-243. When you give up on yourself.
-244. When your mother gives up on you.
-245. But your dog doesn't.
-256. Because he likes cheese.
 
-247。*pats poor Count (or Countess) on the shoulders* There there, I'm sure Glenburnita didn't mean it. *hands Count (or Countess) tissue*
 
-248. When you apologize to the Countess for your typo.
-249. But you whalesplat Lossy for bring up the problem.
-250. When you decide to practice the Golden Rule in Dufferland and let Lossy survive with the imprint of a purple fish deeply etched in her forehead.
 
-152。My dear fellow duffers!

-153。When you just re-read that marathon to get to zero, and is still breathless.

-154。When you are ashamed to have forgotten that the Count (or Countess) became a King. Thus he must be male.

-155。When of course you need to dig through the thread to find out what I'm rambling about.

-156。Or maybe you just call the nurse? *shudders*
 
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