1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-413. Thou shouldest not be happy in the desolate winds. Think of the multitudes of lonely bananas that do said winds inhabit, and weep.
 
-426. When you know that -425 is not possible, because bananas do not kiss, as they have no lips.
-427. But they do have mouths, because they can moan.
-428. And eyes, because they can cry.
 
-431: When you hear weeping bananas in your dreams

-432: When you start laughing hysterically in public while thinking about an online discussion.

-433: When you know more about imaginary mad buffaloes than live ones.
 
-434. When you know that Sushi is not imaginary.
-435. When you have a desperate curiosity about the contents of a particular Duffer's roommate's dream...
 
-436. There were three of us, and we were upon the Niagara falls. One fell in, and we made a human chain to rescue her. Of course, we all fell in because of that. But fear not! Down the river comes this swimming buffalo whom we climb on, and he brings us to safety.

Thank you Sushi!
 
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