1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-353. Triad!
-354. Triad!
-355! Triad!
-356. Triad!
-357 through -369. Et cetera....
-370. *evil laugh*
 
A squirrel?

-372. When thou settest said squirrel upon the verdant branches of the Lossy-tree, its veritable and rightful habitation.
 
-373. When you let Caspian, Dorthy and Frodo hijak your posts.
Caspian: -374. Like right now. :p
Frodo: -374. or noooowww.:p
Dorthy: -376. When you don't notice that there were two "-374's" and no "-375".:p
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Dorthy: -376. When you don't notice that there were two "-374's" and no "-375".:p
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-377. When thou knowest that the Count hath been violated, and he (or she) shall wreak vengeance upon those that do him (or her) offend.
-378. When the Count bequeatheth all feline creatures unto the Gobbling Lady of Gondor.
 
Glenburne said:
-377. When thou knowest that the Count hath been violated, and he (or she) shall wreak vengeance upon those that do him (or her) offend.
-378. When the Count bequeatheth all feline creatures unto the Gobbling Lady of Gondor.
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-379. When you don't take the time to figure out what Glen says when she's speaking weirdly.:p
-380. When you think that "bequeatheth" is a Spanish misspelling from the 12 colonies.
Dorthy: -353. When you mess with the post count just to bug Glen.:p
 
-382. When you dangle Mewsie by her toes off the side of a cliff for messing up the poor Count (or Countess).

-383. When you do take time to figure what Glen says because you have no life.

-384. When "bequeatheth" is acutally a secret passage to another world.
 
-385. When thou understandedst that the Lossiful One doth have a Life indeed, causing her to forsake this verdant lawn upon all times but for Friday afternoons.
-386. When thou eatest her Life.
-387. When thou rememberest that thou art not the Gobbling Lady of Gondor, and that thou ought to shun adding her reputation unto thee.
-388. When thou donatest all further non-edible edible things unto said Lady, and thou donatest the crumbs of that Life which thou didst consume.
-389. When thou art hypnotized by the Piney Branches of the Lossy-Tree.
-390. When thou, so mesmerized, followest the Lossy-Tree wherever she doth go....
 
*walks off cliff*

-391. When thou chewest upon gummy candies.

-392. When a wonderous afternoon art too few for thy wanderings upon the lawn.

-393. When thou offerest thy ...

-394. When thou art unable to finish thy thoughts for thou lackst a brain.
 
-398. When thou sendest thy mad buffalo Sushi to pacify said cats.
-399. When thou preventest one of thy personalities from caging said cats.
-400. When thou doth notice how carefully Lossiful doth keep the Count.
 
-403. When thou knowest that said mad buffalos, if said m.b. consist of Sushi, prefer the company of the author of this post.
 
-405. Nay, thou villainess. How could such a majestic creature subserviate himself so as to pay attention to mere nutcrackers? Such creatures are incapable of carrying on a sensible conversation. Happen 'twould occur in the following manner:

Sushi: Hey, how are you all?
Squirrels: *chomp on nuts*
Sushi: Um, where are you all from?
Squirrels: *chomp on nuts*
Sushi: Ever been to school?
*flying nut hits Sushi in the eye*
Sushi: *bellows in pain*
Squirrels: *chatter* *smirk* *chomp on nuts*
 
-407. Thou art a tree. Thou therefore should behave as befits one of thy station and refrain from nut-chucking. 'Tis unmannerly of thee.
-408. Are thy boarders paying their rent?
 
-409。Those who art more skilled do payeth their rent, and I have no heart to chase away the less skilled, for where wouldst they live?

-410。And how wouldst thou know what is befitting a trees station and what not? And know thee not that I am no common tree, but one of great... something. (Methinks Oly once put it rather nicely... somehwere.)
 
-411. Thou art indeed a great tree, shriveled by the wind, and tossed. Stand thou upon the high mountain, and see the land of Canaan, and thou shalt be cleansed.
 
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