1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

[MissReepicheep]

-166. When I can remedy that by sending my stuffed Dug the dog after them.

 

[Lossëndil]

-167. And I shall remedy that by sending... Pascal on said stuffed dogs.

 

[MissReepicheep]

-168. I shall remedy that by allowing Dug to grow wings.

 

[Lossëndil]

-169. And that shall be remedied by sending robins and other surprisingly vicious birds after him.

 

[MissReepicheep]

-170. That shall be remedied by him turning invisible.

 

[Lossëndil]

-171. Did you not know that birds actually have an amazing sense of smell?

(I actually made that up on the spot. They may or may not, I don't know. But mine do. So there!)

 

[MissReepicheep]

-172. I should have seen that coming.

-173. Did you know that Dug has magic wings which can take him faster than the speed of light? They're the only pair in the universe.

 

[Lossëndil]

-174. Fine. I'll simply go through a time warp and intercept Dug's flight.

What exactly was I trying to do? ...

Oh, right, harass Dug. Why? I dunn-o.

175. *pushes Dug in a giant vat of melted chocolate*

 

[MissReepicheep]

-176. Dug: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

-177. Dug is completely un-harrassed. And no, there aren't any dangers lurking in or anywhere near the chocolate. It's nothing but awesome chocolate-yness.

 

[Lossëndil]

-178. *watches Dug drown*...

I seem to be rather cruel today...

 

[MissReepicheep]

-179.I shall remedy that by having an eagle swoop down from the sky and rescue chocolate-covered Dug.

 

[Lossëndil]

-180. said eagles has a sudden identity crisis and drops Dug straight into a field of cactus.

 

[MissReepicheep]

-181. Dug remembers that he has wings too.

 

[Lossëndil]

-182. And Lossy realizes that it is probably time for her to go...

*disappears in a spectacular puff of purple smoke and lightning*

 

[MissReepicheep]

-183. Awww... I'm glad you stayed on as long as you did- I'll look forward to continuing our feud next time.

 

[Lossëndil]

-184. When you send your minions off to resurrect the other two threads...

 

[Glenburne]

-185. When Dug's wings stop working....
-186. And Dug falls down,
-187. And down,
-188. And down,
-189. Into....

 

[Lossëndil]

-190. ... the other two addiction threads... Can no one take a hint?

 

[MissReepicheep]

-191. I rarely know what to post!

 

[Lossëndil]

-192. Anything. Everything. Nothing. I've posted way too many "when you post even if you can't think of anything" addictions already, a few more won't hurt.