1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-196. See the numbers at the front of every addiction? 'Tis the Count. It's constantly being messed up by careless addicts, so I'm constantly having to fix it. You know how OCD I can get when it comes to order in Dufferland, so I'm always ranting about how the Count is being messed up. Then Glen pointed out that none of us actually know whether the Count is male or female, thus we call him/her the Count (or Countess).
 
-198. Not so much clever as obsessive.
-199. Like everything in Dufferland.
-200. Am I OCD? I can't remember, since GG ate my brain.
 
-202. We knew that already.
-203. Or at least your pandas did.
-204. But that's all right.
-205. Except I don't know why. Could you ask GG to undigest my brain? I think having it back might help.
-206. Or not.
 
-207. Dorthy: Caspian has OCD. He obsessively and compulsively; uses his tomato cannon, protects Mozart, is insane.:rolleyes:
-208. Caspian: Its just horrible when your pshychiatrist is your sister.:rolleyes:
-209. Dorthy: You luve me anyway.
-2.10 Caspian: No me gusta Dorotea, she es muy molesto.
-2.11 Dorthy: Did you just insult me in Spanish?!?!? O.O
-2.12 Caspian: Si. Mewsie es va Honduras. Asi que hablando Spanish.
-2.13 When you start carrying on converstations in a Spanish counting format.:rolleyes:
 
-214. When you really want to correct the spelling/grammar/punctuation errors in the above post, but hold yourself back.
-215. Because it's remarkable that cats can type at all.
-216. Really.
-217. *eats cheese*
 
-84682. When you realize that there is something terribly wrong with the Count (or Countess) (and I don't mean this addiction, but go back about twenty pages and see what you see), and therefore I'm an resolved to fixing it. When I have time.
 
-525. This is ridiculous.
-526. I wish someone would teach the Count[ess] to actually count, for a change....
-527. But teaching kindergarten is frustrating. Lossy will do it. :)
 
-529. Meaning, not my hands....
-530. Because I stuck my hands in PotW's CW, and they smell.
-531. I mean, they really, really smell.
-532. Kind of the way the mod lounge smells, actually....
 
-533。When you have found a secret passage way which leads to the mod lounge,

-534。But of course, the exit is right behind the fridge,

-535。Where the DLF lives.
 
-536. When you wondered how on earth you weren't killed by the DLF in the Corrupt a Wish thread.
-537. What is the DLF, anyway? A mutated Dwarf? There's not an entry for it in the Encyclopedia, which is a major oversight.
 
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