1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-539. Actually, I didn't....
-540. But I still want to know what kind of thing it is, besides bad.
-541. Because we all know that it's bad.
-542. Which is why you mods keep it in your lounge....
-543. So you can plot together without non-mods overhearing.
-544. The lack of integrity these days...wait, is that CW?
 
-560. When you are horrified by the corruption of addictions that is taking place in this thread.

Seriously, what on earth has happened to this thread? Splitting up single addictions for multiple numbers? Posting addictions that aren't addictions at all? Goodness gracious.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
-560. When you are horrified by the corruption of addictions that is taking place in this thread.

Seriously, what on earth has happened to this thread? Splitting up single addictions for multiple numbers? Posting addictions that aren't addictions at all? Goodness gracious.
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-561. It
-562. bugs
-563. you?
-564. Oh
-565. well.
-566. It's
-567. fun.
-568. And
-569. Derny
-570. doesn't
-571. like
-572. it
-573. much
-574. either.
-575. *evil laugh*
 
-577. You know that non-additions and multiple-line additions don't count!
-578. You plan to correct the count to account for this someday...
-579. The above alliteration alarms an aardvark above all.
 
-584. Addictions are not "just procrastination"!!!! Procrastination is a shameful, but necessary activity among college students. It takes away the meaning of life (42).
Addictions, on the other hand, are honorable and gives meaning to life, and everything else.
 
-589. Who says I killed it? I merely ate it. Has eating ever killed anyone? No. If it did, we'd be all dead.

-590. *eats Sushi*
 
-591. You!
-592. So what if he's not dead? It's the thought that counts--in the negative sense of that phrase. :mad:
-593. *delivers the Lossy-tree up to the Beard*
 
-594. :eek: the Beard? You're cruel, Glenburicial!! Now the Beard! It's mean, and evil, and cruel, and ... recalcitrant and tangly!

-595. *slowly strangled by Beard*

:(
 
-596. *sighs* *saves Lossy from the Beard*
-597. *notes that Lossy's skin now has an unfortunate pinkish tinge*
-598. If Oly would get a decent dye job, his beard could be a nice shade of green, to match the lawn. And then your skin would be greenish. But no, he had to let Sturnidae Starling use him for cosmetology practice.... :rolleyes:
 
:eek: That's why is pink?!

-599. You learn something new everyday.

-601. When you eat numbers randomly (eg. #600. made a tastey afternoon snack. *guilty look*)
 
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