1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

Lossëndil said:
:eek: That's why is pink?!

-599. You learn something new everyday.

-601. When you eat numbers randomly (eg. #600. made a tastey afternoon snack. *guilty look*)
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#602 - When you decide to usurp Glen's position at the Spelling Police.

#603 - When Glen probably won't mind.

#604 - When you know that "..." is called an ellipsis and (properly) is always exactly three dots.
 
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Ack! Aaaaaaaaccccckk! I can't spell! *cries* *melts into blob of non-spellingness*

-605. Wait, wasn't it four dots at the end of a sentence? *wanders off to look it up*

-606. *points out that Sopes forgot the negative in front of the number*
 
-609. When you love Sturnidae, even though he did some awful things to poor Oly's Beard.
-610. When you love Lossiful, even though she's a tree. With piney branches.
 
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That's some powerful dye Sturnidae used, since Oly's Beard stays pink forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.... (not feeling up to the rest of forevers. I don't need a self-induced headache).

-611. *sleeps* *and dreams in addictions*
 
-612. When you are well aware that hair dye, when mixed with CW, tends to have the "forever and ever and ever..." effect.
-613. Which is why the Beard is pink. The purple spots, however, were the results of Sturnidae trying to get the pink dye out....
 
-614. When you attempt to hold 2 conversations and read 3 old threads at the same time. While keeping your roommates updated on the most recent events.
 
-615. When you realize that Duffering isn't really conducive to your political theory reading....
 
-617. When you realize that Duffering is actually good for homework. It helped me memorize the definition of ostraca last year, actually....
 
-419. I just took the term and incorporated it into my Duffering. And I haven't forgotten it since.
-420. When your Duffering is about to invade your personal life--roommates, beware....
 
-422. When you check NF every hour.
-423. Or every forty-five minutes.
-424. Or ever half hour....
-425. Yes, it's all downhill from here.
 
-426. When your mind runs on at least three parallel tracks at any given time, and at any given time, one of them is going to be NF-related.
 
-427. I did that in my statistics class last semester...which was really bad....
-428. But it's okay in apologetics, because the professor is a little ADD....
 
-430. When you think that creepy things are fun, because you can stuff them in the Can.
-431. Oops.
-432. That is, you can stuff them in Sopespian's overflowing trash can, which he is currently hiding from the city smell inspectors, who have burned his house down in revenge.
 
-433. When Glenicity is whalesplated after being pushed off a cliff for her blasphemy.

-434. (the above has reminded me how fun duffering is! :D)
 
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