1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

-451. When you studiously add the tag "Lossy is a tree" to any thread that you remember to tag.
-452. When you forget to tag threads a lot.
-453. But when you do, you also add tags about Sushi.

-454. *hugs Sushi*
 
-455. When you add "lossy is not a tree" tag to all the threads you remember to.

-456. When lossy/tree tags will probably be the tags with the most threads to them...

-457. But that's okay.
 
-458. When you change the sushi tags you love to tags affirming the Treeness of the Tree. All in the interest of helping her accept herself.
 
-459. When you cannot sacrifice the addiction tag, as greatly as it torments you, for you are loyal tot he Count (or Countess).
 
-500. When you are extremely excited to get such a cool number...
-501. So you leave the Tree alone.
-502. (Just for a little bit.)
 
-503. When you shriek in horror at a mere one and a half page of threads on the Duffer Page!

-504. When you proceed at once to revive many an old thread, at the price of a paper. (I knew right before settling down to write a paper is not the time to finally drop in and check NF. -.-)

-505. But you check NF anyway, because you hear it calling you. :)
 
-506. When you greatly honor the Tree for making that sacrifice.
-507. When most of the inhabitants of Dufferland have severe sunburns as a result of the Tree's absence combined with the summer heat of the Duffer Sun....
-508. But they forgive her, for the fowls of the air (e.g. Sturnidae Starling) rest in her branches.
 
-509. I didn't know I had such companions...

-510. When you learn squirrel talk.

-511. When you learn cactus talk.

-512. When falling into fields of cactuses brings a sense of "aah, home again."
 
-513. When you love Sushi,

-514. But not sushi.

-515. As they taught you in English class, capitalization makes a difference. Sushi knows the difference, but sushi does not.
 
-516. When you keep a stash of mod cookies for emergencies.

-517. When you know the terrors of chair legs.

-518. When you've been through a blackhole several times.

-519. When you know something of the mysteries of GG's stomach.
 
-520. When you believe that Dufferland's simultaneously existing in Derny's black hole and GG's stomach is the existential crisis of our time.
 
-522. When you know how you survived--Duffersynthesis (e.g. Duffer-starved Duffers turning the light of the Duffer Sun into cheese).
 
So THAT'S where this came from.

523. When you wander around this thread confusedly, wondering where your own recent posts are, for several minutes before you realize there is a difference between this thread and the 1000SYAT-Narniafans thread. (Okay, so maybe that's just a sign that I'm dumb.)
 
528. Probably a common one, when you see "LoL" and think "Lady of Lorien" before you think "Laugh out loud"
 
529. HahahaHA! We have won, my friends, in the great game for Mastery of the Universe! (Not that we were ever in much danger...)

After all, as every good advertising company will tell you, it all goes back to name recognition.

(We have ALSO won with regard to brainwashing about the count, although mayhap we shouldn't point that out.)

In case anyone was wondering who the aforementioned friends and partners in Universal Domination were, don't get too excited... They are all right here with me. In my little head. :D

Don't ask Olorin about my head.
 
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