1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

531. I just meant...don't ask him to expound on the people in my head. I'm sure he could tell you too much.

Though come to think of it...shrunken heads...I'm looking for some nice crafts for Christmas gifts... Hm. Food for thought.

Or just food. Oh food.
 
547. *paints corner of shame with purple people eaters*

548. GG! You are being brainwashed by the conformist masses!

549. I don't understand why you're not with me on this one. I refuse to believe that time has elapsed since my ancient heydey...so...HOW could the count have become negative, I ask you?
 
-550. That's the Count, thank you. Your capitalization has gone the way of your quantifying abilities.
-551. As to the negativity--is the Insane Asylum half empty, or half full?
 
552. I'm a realist, thank you very much. So neither. That's why I am the official record-keeper of the records of Lusion and Delusion.

553. I sometimes give various faculties a little holiday. The quantifying abilities aren't on holiday...they have just evolved into a higher state of life...but that may be where capitalization has gone. I can't keep track of these things.
 
-554. Can I appeal to your historical sensibilities? The negative sign is a piece of Duffer culture. It must be protected at all costs, along with all of the wagon axles of the Middle Ages.
 
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