Adventure through Middle-Earth

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Tori: Considering how many people are on this bus, I'd think it'd be much to large for eagles (even the ones here) to carry over a mountian.
me: oh Tori you're such a party pooper. I bet we could get the eagles to fly the bus over!:D
Frodo: great, then we get stuck walking either through a blizzard or for four days in a dark dreary mine.:rolleyes:
Caspian: aw Frod, wheres your sense of adventure?:D
Frodo: back in the Shire.
me::rolleyes:
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Well, maybe they could take the bus first and the people (and cats) who want to explore the mine can walk through but the eagles will take anyone who doesn't to the bus.
 
me: kittens if we're going up and over the mountians you'd better grow fur coats really really fast.
Flower: oh, I hadn't thought of that...
me: lol I just watched FOTR last night, I have no clue why but most of the time they were in Moria I was laughing my head off.:p:D
Frodo: wow....
me: lol, yep.
Caspian: hey I got a good question: how would we even get IN to Moria if that thing-that-guards-the-gate-that-Mewsie/Kitten-calls-a-swamp-kraken destroyed the gates?
me: Remeber the right password.:D
Caspian: Anybody else see this as a prob?
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
me: kittens if we're going up and over the mountians you'd better grow fur coats really really fast.
Flower: oh, I hadn't thought of that...
me: lol I just watched FOTR last night, I have no clue why but most of the time they were in Moria I was laughing my head off.:p:D
Frodo: wow....
me: lol, yep.
Caspian: hey I got a good question: how would we even get IN to Moria if that thing-that-guards-the-gate-that-Mewsie/Kitten-calls-a-swamp-kraken destroyed the gates?
me: Remeber the right password.:D
Caspian: Anybody else see this as a prob?
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Parts of when they are in Moria are funny. Like, "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"

We'll find a way Caspian! Remember, this isn't really happening (don't tell anyone I told you that;)) so we can make things up.
 
Phew!! It's been eons since I was here XP

Hergungwyrm, at the idea of visiting Moria, thought:

At last we all would feel in a better environment, something that fits us better.

Grima: You keep those words for yourself, I hope. I don't like caverns at all... reminds me the indoors of Orthanc.

Saruman glared at Grima.

Mouth of Sauron: Grima, we had enough of Folk Metal, happy, bound to start a storm of ale and whatnot. Now, we'll go with Black and Death Metal.

Hergungwyrm: But, think of the others... we're going to assail their ears and souls.

Sauron: I like the last part you said...

Witch King: ''But, think of the others?'' Are you returning to your purified human bindings?

Hergungwyrm: No, I'm not!

Khamûl: Whatever. What we know for sure, is that we're going to have a great echoing effect in those caverns. And... do you think we could encounter some dwarves there?

Hergungwyrm: No, we'll probably find some Moria Goblins. Hey!... That means, that we're going to have a great moshpit like those of Mordor.

Sauron: Like those of everyday.
 
Zella said:
Parts of when they are in Moria are funny. Like, "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"

We'll find a way Caspian! Remember, this isn't really happening (don't tell anyone I told you that) so we can make things up.
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lol but I was cracking up almost the whole time.:p

Caspian: :eek: THIS IS NOT HAP-
Frodo: *throws paw over Caspian's mouth* SSSH!!! Don't spoil the illusion! repeat after me: this adventure is real...
Caspian: *lets out muffled scream* mfhm! where have your paws been dude?!?:eek:
Frodo: wandering around Middle Earth.:p
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
lol but I was cracking up almost the whole time.:p

Caspian: :eek: THIS IS NOT HAP-
Frodo: *throws paw over Caspian's mouth* SSSH!!! Don't spoil the illusion! repeat after me: this adventure is real...
Caspian: *lets out muffled scream* mfhm! where have your paws been dude?!?:eek:
Frodo: wandering around Middle Earth.:p
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LOL, that made me laugh. Caspian! I told you not to tell anyone!

*Throws down Elvish dictionary* This is boring. Talking to everybody is much more entertaining. By the way, would one of you kittens mind finding my seatbelt? It seems to have disapeared...
 
Zella said:
LOL, that made me laugh. Caspian! I told you not to tell anyone!

*Throws down Elvish dictionary* This is boring. Talking to everybody is much more entertaining. By the way, would one of you kittens mind finding my seatbelt? It seems to have disapeared...
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Caspian: I didn't.... Frodo stopped me.:p
Flower: which one?
Caspian: kitten Frodo.
Flower: ah.
Fireheart: *crawls into seat to find Zella's seatbelt* I founds it! *comes back holding end of seatbelt*
me: *takes out scetch pad and scetches random things* this could turn out scary.
Caspian:.... why?
me: because of some peoples/creatures in this bus...:D:p
 
Zella said:
Thank you Fireheart! *Buckles seatbelt*
The people and creatures on this bus can be rather disturbing.:D
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Flower: CAN be? How about ARE? *shakes head* so wheres the circus off to now?
me: If we go through Moria we'd best bring a ladder.
Frodo: why?
me: to get across gaps on the path of course!
Frodo: ohh!!
Caspian: And Elven Rope!:D:p
Fire: yessums we tould!
me: my kittens will be very prepared.
 
Rope! I knew I'd want it if I hadn't got it!

I had opportunity to say that once. At church camp my cabin had no rope for a closeline so my cabin mate and I had to go steal one from an unoccupied cabin. 'Twas quite fun! And of course the night before my dad had asked me if I needed rope.:D
 
Zella said:
Rope! I knew I'd want it if I hadn't got it!

I had opportunity to say that once. At church camp my cabin had no rope for a closeline so my cabin mate and I had to go steal one from an unoccupied cabin. 'Twas quite fun! And of course the night before my dad had asked me if I needed rope.:D
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haha, yeah always bring rope!:D:p
 
Elrond: Wait a minute! Where are we going?
WK: To Mordor you fool!
Khamûl *whacks WK*: NOT MORDOR! MO-RI-A
WK: Well same direction
Gil: Ehm excuse me but I don't think they are even that close to each other
WK: MOR-dor and MOR-ia
Elrond: That's something different you old owl!
WK: ME??? OLD??? You are even older than I am!
Elrond: I don'tknow...when is your birthday again?
Khamûl: The 35th of September?
WK: Yes...wait a minute....this date doesn't exist!
Khamûl: It doesn't??????? REALLYYYY?????
Me, Gil and Elrond: Sigh..........
 
After having listened to the random moment that had just happened, Hergungwyrm went to the crowd and said:

I feel, indeed, most bound to say that none of us has been consuming Hafling's weed or getting us all almost drowned with beer. In fact... we have not been drinking for a long time.

A long silence...

Of course, it's not that we need it to be alive. For that reason we have Metal.

The members of the band nodded in agreement.

I hope that's a good call... I gues... I wish.
XP

Grima: What was all that about?

Hergungwyrm: It was for Khamûl's 35th of September. And so... are we ready to depart to Moria?

Saruman: It'll be interesting to practice with such a reverb sound effect in the caverns.
 
Ooh Moria would be like the most awesome place for a concert ever! Pippin and I will start selling tickets...
 
me: ooo! I can bring my dad's speakers!:D
Caspian: I'll pop the popcorn!
Frodo: I'll get the moist towlets!
Flower: I'll get the protective headgear!
*kittens and me stare at FLower*
Flower: what? I wanna still have ears left if the carverns echo and Mewsie is bringing all 3-4 of her dad's big speakers.:rolleyes:
me: and we'll crank them up all the way!:D
Flower: ear plugs anyone?:p
 
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