Ask a Telmarine!

[Rainshadow]

Do Telmarines like to watch the telly? If so, what shows do they enjoy the most?

 

[GondorGirl]

Do Telmarines watching telly tell tall tales of tails?

 

[Sopespian]

*Looks at clock* Anytime? 3: )

Well, within reason.

Do you like FreeCell?

Not as well as I like Solitaire.

Do Telmarines like Facebook, or do they have anything close to it?

I'm on Facebook!

Do Telmarine women wear skirts or pants, usually?

Skirts.

What is wrong with my foot?

It's too small.

Do Telmarines like to watch the telly? If so, what shows do they enjoy the most?

The what?

Just kidding. Yes. We like Castle, NCIS, and Elementary.

Do Telmarines watching telly tell tall tales of tails?

Terribly.

 

[Glenburne]

Toodles has decided that killing animals is unethical. He seems most concerned about pigskin for some reason. Have you been forcing him to sleep with a football again?

 

[GondorGirl]

Well, within reason.

I mean, I have a 7:30 class. I get up at 6:40 in the morning. Which is 5:40 your time. .... 3: )

Thankfully I'm a nice person...

When you're angry about something does it help to talk to someone or does it make it worse?

 

[Zella]

Do you often walk into a room and forget why you were going in there?

 

[Sopespian]

Toodles has decided that killing animals is unethical. He seems most concerned about pigskin for some reason. Have you been forcing him to sleep with a football again?

No, and they don't actually use pig bladders in footballs anymore. However, they do use cow leather.

I mean, I have a 7:30 class. I get up at 6:40 in the morning. Which is 5:40 your time. .... 3: )

Thankfully I'm a nice person...

When you're angry about something does it help to talk to someone or does it make it worse?

It helps to talk it through, usually with my sister.

Do you often walk into a room and forget why you were going in there?

No. Totally not. Of course not. Never. *shifty eyes*

 

[Glenburne]

Toodles wants to know how you can justify watching a game in which the body parts of a cow are thrown around for, and I quote, "no reason whatsoever." He says it's equivalent to playing soccer with human heads, or bringing a gun to a knife fight. I tried to tell him that he's mixing metaphors, and then he burst out crying and said you were ruining your life. Can you calm him down? He's started calling my dorm, and when he can't get me, he reverts to the dorm supervisor, who is extremely tired of talking to a mad Swiss buffalo.

 

[GondorGirl]

Do you like swiss cheese?

What about asiago cheese?

Blue cheese?

Chocolate cheese?

I mean you are in the general area of Wisconsin so you must run into the cheese fanaticism sometimes.

 

[Zella]

Why is the movie The Man Who Never Was no longer available to watch instantly on Netflix?

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Should I? Or shouldn't I?

(I know - I keep asking that...)

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Do Telmarines have any special holidays?

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

How do you extract juice from the Telmarberry?

 

[Sopespian]

Toodles wants to know how you can justify watching a game in which the body parts of a cow are thrown around for, and I quote, "no reason whatsoever." He says it's equivalent to playing soccer with human heads, or bringing a gun to a knife fight. I tried to tell him that he's mixing metaphors, and then he burst out crying and said you were ruining your life. Can you calm him down? He's started calling my dorm, and when he can't get me, he reverts to the dorm supervisor, who is extremely tired of talking to a mad Swiss buffalo.

I'll do my best. Sleeping pills mixed in with his buffalo feed usually work.

Do you like swiss cheese?

What about asiago cheese?

Blue cheese?

Chocolate cheese?



I mean you are in the general area of Wisconsin so you must run into the cheese fanaticism sometimes.

Not much.

Yes.

Yes.

Uh... never had it.

Why is the movie The Man Who Never Was no longer available to watch instantly on Netflix?

It Never Was on Netflix.

Should I? Or shouldn't I?

(I know - I keep asking that...)

No. No.

Do Telmarines have any special holidays?

Yes. Today we're celebrating Kings' Day.

How do you extract juice from the Telmarberry?

You use a juicer. Duh.

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[GondorGirl]

Is the woodchuck's name Chuck? Does he prefer to go by Charles?

 

[Rainshadow]

What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of a Telmarine's life?

What pets do Telmarines have?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Would a Wood Chuck name his pet Chuck?

 

[Glenburne]

Toodles says that the sleeping pills have caused him serious side effects--namely, an inability to sleep, and that you have made him watch Superbowl reruns when he couldn't sleep rather than taking him to a doctor. He's demanding that I lend him my lawyer. Any comments?

 

[Sopespian]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A lot, but not too much.

Is the woodchuck's name Chuck? Does he prefer to go by Charles?

Yes. No, Charlie.

What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of a Telmarine's life?

What pets do Telmarines have?

Football.

Football.

Cats. Lots and lots of cats.

Would a Wood Chuck name his pet Chuck?

Probably not.

Toodles says that the sleeping pills have caused him serious side effects--namely, an inability to sleep, and that you have made him watch Superbowl reruns when he couldn't sleep rather than taking him to a doctor. He's demanding that I lend him my lawyer. Any comments?

No comment.