Ask a Telmarine!

[Rainshadow]

Are Telmarines bald?

Is there an alligator sky in Telmar? How about in Narnia?

Do Telmarines like Jammie Dodgers?

Do Telmarines like fish fingers and custard?

How about apples?

Bacon?

Beans?

Yogurt?

Bananas?

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

What's a pollywog?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Will I get over this cold soon? (Please say yes. )

 

[Sopespian]

Nice. I just drove through there last week.


Whom should I interview for my next article for the school paper?

Do Telmarines have newspapers?

Your mother.

Oh, yes.

Toodles believes that murder is unethical. What on earth would make you think he wants to kill you? He is completely devoted to your moral and physical well-being. In fact, he emailed me today saying he thinks he's seeing progress in your sense of honestly (namely because you confessed to being a Duffer), and that he's completely thrilled.

Honesty, the poison in my tea, the extra-sharp razor blades in my razor (did he sharpen them with his horns?), and the large, pointy spike on my football-watching seat cushion. Circumstantial stuff.

Are Telmarines bald?

Is there an alligator sky in Telmar? How about in Narnia?

Do Telmarines like Jammie Dodgers?

Do Telmarines like fish fingers and custard?

How about apples?

Bacon?

Beans?

Yogurt?

Bananas?

No.

No. No.

Who?

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

What's a pollywog?

The opposite of a wollypog.

Will I get over this cold soon? (Please say yes. )

Yes, you will not get over this cold soon.

 

[Rainshadow]

Who?

Jammie Dodgers is a food.

What is a Telmarine's favorite music genre?

 

[GondorGirl]

Do Telmarines write poetry?

 

[Sopespian]

Jammie Dodgers is a food.

What is a Telmarine's favorite music genre?

Oh...

Country.

Do Telmarines write poetry?

Most certainly.

 

[GondorGirl]

Do Telmarines like girl scout cookies?

Do Telmarines have girl scouts?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Are Telmarines good at procrastinating?

 

[GondorGirl]

So did they win?

 

[Rainshadow]

Do Telmarines enjoy staring at statues?

Why do Telmarines like evil country music?

Why do Telmarines like evil beans? Bad, bad beans!

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

What's it to ya?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines like girl scout cookies?

Do Telmarines have girl scouts?

They're okay.

No.

Are Telmarines good at procrastinating?

We're excellent.

So did they win?

They never lose.

Do Telmarines enjoy staring at statues?

Why do Telmarines like evil country music?

Why do Telmarines like evil beans? Bad, bad beans!

No.

It's not evil.

Don't talk about beans that way!

What's it to ya?

Exactly.

 

[Rainshadow]

What is a Telmarine's favorite food?

What is a Telmarine's favorite drink?

What is a Telmarine's favorite sport besides football?

 

[GondorGirl]

Do Telmarines have newspapers?

Are they boring?

Do they have a comics section?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Have Telmarines discovered new colors?
If so, which ones?

 

[Sopespian]

What is a Telmarine's favorite food?

What is a Telmarine's favorite drink?

What is a Telmarine's favorite sport besides football?

Shrimp.

Dr. Pepper.

Baseball.

Do Telmarines have newspapers?

Are they boring?

Do they have a comics section?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Have Telmarines discovered new colors?
If so, which ones?

No. We need to get working on that!

 

[GondorGirl]

Why does Mr. Green precede your posts so often?

Are you very good at alliteration?

 

[Sopespian]

Why does Mr. Green precede your posts so often?

Are you very good at alliteration?

Because I love him.

I'm always amazing at alliteration.

 

[GondorGirl]

Does the little green bubble ever lie about who's online?

Do the Telmarines control the little green bubble? I've never figured out who does...

Is the little green bubble powered by happiness?