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How wonderful are Telmarines?


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Do Telmarines celebrate Christmas?

Do Telmarines celebrate Father's Day?

Do Telmarines celebrate Mother's Day?

Do Telmarines have a Children's Day?
 
How is this sadness generated?

How did they find such a perfectly happy color for Mr. Green?

With a sadness generator, of course.

They looked in the Encyclopedia under "Happy colors".

Do Telmarines celebrate Christmas?

Do Telmarines celebrate Father's Day?

Do Telmarines celebrate Mother's Day?

Do Telmarines have a Children's Day?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Do Telmarines like sad songs?

Fairly well, yes.

Do Telmarines kidnap the members of this forum that no longer get on?

If so, where do they keep them locked up?

Yes.

That's not for you to know.

Should I get my hair cut?

Yes. It would look simply stunning.
 
Is there an election for the position of everyone's favorite Telmarine or is it a dictatorship?
 
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
How many times must the cannonballs fly before they're forever banned?
How many years can a mountain exist before it is washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?
 
And I could be everyone's favorite Doctor?

Do you have a doctorate?


That's not a question...

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
How many times must the cannonballs fly before they're forever banned?
How many years can a mountain exist before it is washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?

One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
 
Why can't I be everyone's favorite Doctor?

Can I be everyone's favorite Martian Time Lord?

Can I be everyone's favorite Martian?

Everyone's favorite Time Lord?

Please?

Wait, why am I asking you?

:p
 
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