Will Telmarines eat chocolate covered bugs?
What about bugs in lollipops?
Cheese flavored bugs?
Yogurt covered bugs?
What about bugs in lollipops?
Cheese flavored bugs?
Yogurt covered bugs?
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Rainshadow
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Bugs in general?
Would a Telmarine eat a giant rabbit that seemed to like a particular holiday in the spring?
On a completely unrelated note, do Telmarines celebrate Easter?
If so, do they have Easter egg hunts?
Would a Telmarine eat a giant rabbit that seemed to like a particular holiday in the spring?
On a completely unrelated note, do Telmarines celebrate Easter?
If so, do they have Easter egg hunts?
Sopespian
Well-known member
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No, but we do celebrate Resurrection Sunday.
No.
Do Telmarines know what Easter is, or do they believe silly myths about the name?
Sopespian
Well-known member
We don't believe myths. For what it's worth, "not celebrating Easter", as I define it, is putting emphasis on the Resurrection, rather than on the Easter Bunny and painted eggs.
Sopespian
Well-known member
At least one in every city.
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Does Telmar have any good tv shows?
What kind of shows do they have?
Is Mythbusters one of them?
What kind of shows do they have?
Is Mythbusters one of them?
How unfortunate, I know of a good candy store that keeps me supplied with all of those...
How well do Telmarines tolerate cold?
Does Telmar ever get freak snowstorms?
Rainshadow
New member
Do Telmarines enjoy to make snowmen?
Do Telmarines like fireworks?
Do Telmarines like fireworks?
Sopespian
Well-known member
We don't have TVs.
None.
No.
Ugh.
Not very well.
Yes.
No.
Yes, they're fantastic.
Yes. Mostly autumn.
Are there ever sandstorms in Telmar?
What about tornadoes?
What about tornadoes?
Sopespian
Well-known member
No.
Yes, unfortunately.
Dangit. If there weren't tornadoes I was definitely going to move there.
Does my dog have a reason for coming and randomly licking my foot?
Does my dog have a reason for coming and randomly licking my foot?
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Why is the grass green?
Why does the sun blind me when I look at it?
Why is your name Sopespian?
Why does the sun blind me when I look at it?
Why is your name Sopespian?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Tornadoes are infrequent, but bad when they happen.
Yes, but I don't know what it is.
No.
I haven't invented it yet...
It reflects the green in the sky.
You have sunblindinitis.
Because Glozelle would sound strange.
Glozelle: No, it doesn't...
Me: Oh, yes, it does.
Rainshadow
New member
Approximately how many stars are there in the Telmar sky?
Sopespian
Well-known member
One billion trillion. I counted them myself one night (my royal musicians were on vacation and I couldn't sleep).