CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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No, I must admit you are correct in that assumption.
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No, I must admit you are correct in that assumption.
Sopespian
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Then you don't realize just how long snow can hang around in the winter (till April!).
The only time we've ever had to cancel church on a Sunday morning was because of a blizzard in late April. It often snows at least once in May...
Do you like waffles?
Are there any Telmarine-written musicals?
Do you like waffles?
Are there any Telmarine-written musicals?
Sopespian
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Yes.
No. We're not big fans of musicals.
But you had better like the Lord of the Rings musical.
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Toodles says that if you like it he won't make you read Kant. He also says that the real problem between you is a question of ethics, and therefore reading a sports manual would be irrelevant. He hates irrelevant duels. Apparently they do not contribute greatly to human happiness, which may not bother Kant, but would bother John Stuart Mill.
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Toodles says that if you like it he won't make you read Kant. He also says that the real problem between you is a question of ethics, and therefore reading a sports manual would be irrelevant. He hates irrelevant duels. Apparently they do not contribute greatly to human happiness, which may not bother Kant, but would bother John Stuart Mill.
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
How many is a bunch? 
Why am I so tired?
Have Telmarines made a version of the Music Man set in Telmar?
Why am I so tired?
Have Telmarines made a version of the Music Man set in Telmar?
Has anyone else ever written a musical about Telmarines?
Should I do this?
Or should I hire Dr. Rainy?
Should I do this?
Or should I hire Dr. Rainy?
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Don't hire Dr. Rainy, lol!!
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Should I be the first ever famous Telmarine actress even though I'm not from Telmar?
Sopespian
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Good luck with that...
*duels irrelevantly*
How many is a bunch?
Why am I so tired?
Have Telmarines made a version of the Music Man set in Telmar?
More than a few.
You haven't slept enough.
No.
No.
No.
Who?
Don't hire Dr. Rainy, lol!!
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Should I be the first ever famous Telmarine actress even though I'm not from Telmar?
No, you can't.
Dr. Rainy has a mustache, lives in a closet and likes watering cans.
Do Telmarines decorate eggs?
Is there a Telmarine equivalent of the Easter bunny?
Do Telmarines decorate eggs?
Is there a Telmarine equivalent of the Easter bunny?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Oh... That's weird.
Not often.
No, actually, there isn't.
What is the most terrifying Telmarine folk tale?
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Does Telmar have its own football team?
What's its name?
Do they play against other countries like Narnia or Archenland?
What's its name?
Do they play against other countries like Narnia or Archenland?
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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How many Telmarines does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sopespian
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You don't want to hear it, trust me.
We have several.
The Castledwellers, the Bridgebuilders, the Woodsmen (that one's kind of inaccurate), and the Warriors.
Teams from those countries, yes.
Two. One to change the bulb and another to kill him for treachery.
Rainshadow
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What GG meant to say is that Dr. Rainy has a mustache, likes watering cans and lives in the cupboard with Hitler. They play chess. A lot. And actually, Dr. Rainy kidnapped me for Easter and took me to the forest he and Hitler discovered in the back of the cupboard. It was very interesting there. I met a fawn.
Anyway, what should I do when Dr. Rainy kidnaps me?
Become queen of Narnia.
Would I have Telmarine sympathy if I became queen of Narnia?
When was the last time someone called you Sweetie?
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
Active member
Do Telmarines ever take part in the Olympics? Which events are Telmarines best at?
Rainshadow
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Are Telmarines telepathic?
Sopespian
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Submit to her. It's best not to fight back.
Yes.
I'm sure my mom has today.
No.
Football.
Are Telmarines telepathic?
Yes.