I did. And now Toodles is sending me frantic emails about whether traditional owlic (?) symbolism has rendered owls unethical. I'm trying to delete them, but he keeps sending a new one every five minutes. Can you quit lending him your computer?
Ask a Telmarine!
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It was worth a shot.
Would you prefer trebuchets, tension catapults or traction catapults?
Are Telmarines actively against the use of magic and deathly afraid of it?
Are they prone to burning people at the stake?
Sopespian
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The ethics of owls are none of my concern.
Yes, I'm using it now; don't worry.
None of those, thank you.
Not really.
No.
That's mildly encouraging.
Would you object to being pursued with a jar of glitter?
Would you object to being pursued with a jar of glitter?
Sopespian
Well-known member
I think I would; yes.
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
What is the meaning of life? 
Sopespian
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What is the meaning of life?
The glory of God.
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Sopespian
Well-known member
That's a very good answer.
Who is Toodles, and why do you let him on your laptop?
He's a mad buffalo that Glenburne gave me.
I don't let him on my computer; he just gets on it when I'm not looking.
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
Active member
Don't Telmarines have cats, dogs, guinea pigs etc as pets rather than large animals like buffaloes?
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Couldn't you just put Toodles in a pasture or something? That would keep him away from your computer.
What was with the mini hailstorm that lasted like five seconds just now?
What is with Spring tricking me into thinking it was here?
What is with Spring tricking me into thinking it was here?
Mike, Toodles is clogging my inbox again. Have you been watching football when you were supposed to be sleeping? He says the unethicality of it all is causing him to suffer ulcers from worrying about your well-being--and that is the short version.
Sopespian
Well-known member
If only. Toodles doesn't play well with small pets.
No. That would be rude and unkind. I treat Toodles well, because he is a guest, and a friend of Glen.
That was a sign.
Spring is deceptive.
Uh... maybe...
Tell him "unethicality" isn't a word.
Can you whistle very well?
I did. He called my mentor teacher and went on a rant about how my unintelligence is ruining my students' mental capacity.
Eustace C. Scrubb
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Is Toodles short for something?
Have you ever tried to give Toodles a bath? If so, did it go well?
When is Toodles' birthday?
Have you ever tried to give Toodles a bath? If so, did it go well?
When is Toodles' birthday?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Quite well.
*sigh*
No.
No. It probably wouldn't.
I'll ask him.
Why is it that Sushi is mute, while Toodles goes around giving everyone lectures on ethics? Or are Swiss buffalo simply more verbal than buffalo from the United States? I've tried asking both of them, but Sushi just tears up and starts writing violin dirges, and Toodles keeps telling me that I'm missing the point and need to read more Aristotle.
Rainshadow
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Who's Sushi? A friend of Toodles?