Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Sushi is more intelligent. Toodles is more loyal. Unfortunately, both loyalty and intelligence can be frightening....
 
Glenburne said:
Why is it that Sushi is mute, while Toodles goes around giving everyone lectures on ethics? Or are Swiss buffalo simply more verbal than buffalo from the United States? I've tried asking both of them, but Sushi just tears up and starts writing violin dirges, and Toodles keeps telling me that I'm missing the point and need to read more Aristotle.
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Toodles

Sushi hasn't developed the finer points of communication.

I wouldn't know.

Rainshadow said:
Who's Sushi? A friend of Toodles?
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Glenburne's buffalo. Not exactly.

Glenburne said:
Sushi is more intelligent. Toodles is more loyal. Unfortunately, both loyalty and intelligence can be frightening....
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True...
 
*glares at Mike* He weighed less than Sushi when I gave him to you, and now look what you've done! The ethical thing at this point is to buy him a gym membership....

Toodles! Stop that! Yes, it's ethical. You need to exercise, which, according to Aristotle--

No. Hooves out of the spaghetti b--

Toodles!
 
How soon should I move to Wisconsin?

Should I head out to Utah sometime? I've never been that far West.

Am I likely to start caring about my homework anytime soon?
 
Dear Telmarine,

How do I get my class of junior high boys to be respectful and to do what they are supposed to do.

~Teacher
 
Glenburne said:
*glares at Mike* He weighed less than Sushi when I gave him to you, and now look what you've done! The ethical thing at this point is to buy him a gym membership....

Toodles! Stop that! Yes, it's ethical. You need to exercise, which, according to Aristotle--

No. Hooves out of the spaghetti b--

Toodles!
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I'll try to get him to exercise sometime.

CORIN THUNDERFIST II said:
If Telmarines had discovered how to make nuclear weapons, would they have used them? If yes, who against?
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No, that's unethical.

Gondorgirl said:
How soon should I move to Wisconsin?

Should I head out to Utah sometime? I've never been that far West.

Am I likely to start caring about my homework anytime soon?
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Next week.

Nah.

No.

Glenburne said:
I can answer the third one. No. :p
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Hey! That's my job!

Gondorgirl said:
Thanks, Glen. :p
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Grr...

fernshirehobbit said:
Dear Telmarine,

How do I get my class of junior high boys to be respectful and to do what they are supposed to do.

~Teacher
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Be persistent, firm, and unrelenting.

Eustace C. Scrubb said:
Why aren't my family members excited about the new movie 'The Lone Ranger', even though it has Johnny Depp in it? :rolleyes:
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Only Jay Silverheels will ever really be Tonto.

Rainshadow said:
I'm excited for it!

How come no one else in my family is excited that this year is Doctor Who's 50th anniversary?
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Uh... do you really want me to answer that?
 
Is it important for me to care about school before finals?

What's your opinion on Wendy's Flatbread?
 
Should I use my Subwqy gift card for tomorrow?

Should peanut butter sandwiches have jelly on them?

How late is the post office open?
 
What is the best use for a post office?

Should I respond to an email?

Have you ever received cookies in the mail?
 
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