Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?


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Is it creepy to add people on Facebook just because they were on TDL even if I don't know who they are?
 
Toodles just called me, weeping in gratitude. He believes that your theory of ethics has reverted to Kant at last because you have "seen honesty as the duty of a just man"--or something like that. He also says that he believes he has lost two pounds already because of decreasing interpersonal stress.
 
Toodles just called me, weeping in gratitude. He believes that your theory of ethics has reverted to Kant at last because you have "seen honesty as the duty of a just man"--or something like that. He also says that he believes he has lost two pounds already because of decreasing interpersonal stress.

He's nuts.

Will I ever get a computer that isn't on its last legs?

No, and you will not have mine.

Why is the Universe called 'Space'?

Because "Supercalifragilisticexpialodociousness" took to long to say.

How do Telmarines explain the lamp in the Western Wilds?

We don't go there. It's creepy.

Why are cats so confusing?

Because they have so much hair.
 
I don't think I've formally met you either. My username is Eustace, but I prefer to go by Watson. *Shakes hand.*:)

Why do people shake hands when they first meet?

Delighted to make your acquaintance, Watson.

In the olden days, travelling was very difficult and people would carry weapons with them when they travelled on foot to protect against robbers. When two people would meet on a road, they would extend their arms to one another to show that each meant the other no harm. Eventually, they decided that rather than just flailing their arms about, they would shake each other's hands when they extended their arms.

Continue besieging Telmar.

Did you know that spellcheck recognizes "besieging"?

Oh. I see.

Yes, I do.

When Miraz was ruling Narnia, did you ever visit or explore the ruins of the White Witch's castle? If not, why not? Do you know anyone else who did?

Yes. Glozelle and I went there frequently.
 
Did you often play with stuffed animals when you were little?

Do you still play with stuffed animals?
 
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