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How wonderful are Telmarines?


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[QUOTE/ SOSPESPIAN: If Telmarines had discovered how to make nuclear weapons, would they have used them? If yes, who against?

No, that's unethical./QUOTE]

Isn't it also unethical to invade lands that don't belong to you, and to terrorise and attempt to wipe out the previous inhabitants?
 
Do you currently live in Telmar?

Were you born and raised in Telmar?

Would you say the grass is greener in Narnia or Telmar?

No.

Yes.

Archenland, actually.

Isn't it also unethical to invade lands that don't belong to you, and to terrorise and attempt to wipe out the previous inhabitants?

Not if you don't get caught.

Why do my cats stare at me?

They're hungry.

Are you sure?

Why am I on so late?

Can I continue to procrastinate about finals?

Yes.

You can't sleep.

No.
 
Sushi keeps writing sonnets about Toodles' weight. I think he's worried, but when I ask him directly, he just starts sketching pictures of miserable-looking parakeets. Couldn't you send Toodles to a dietician? Also I think your football-watching is stressing him out, which has added to the weight problem. I'm sure the Colts would understand if you forgot about them for a while for the good of someone else. Even if the someone else is a mad buffalo.
 
Sushi keeps writing sonnets about Toodles' weight. I think he's worried, but when I ask him directly, he just starts sketching pictures of miserable-looking parakeets. Couldn't you send Toodles to a dietician? Also I think your football-watching is stressing him out, which has added to the weight problem. I'm sure the Colts would understand if you forgot about them for a while for the good of someone else. Even if the someone else is a mad buffalo.

I suppose he could go to a dietician on Monday.

But I'm not going to stop watching football.
 
I don't remember asking one of those questions last night. Am I losing it?

What is "it"?

What exactly does it mean when you tag someone and say they are "it"?
 
I don't remember asking one of those questions last night. Am I losing it?

What is "it"?

What exactly does it mean when you tag someone and say they are "it"?

Yes.

Your mental acuity.

They are supposed to give you chase and tag you as you try to escape. It's a game.

Do they play cricket in Telmar? If so, do you play the game? If you do, are you a batsman, bowler, all-rounder or wicketkeeper?

No.

No.

Well, I'm a bit round, but I'm not an all-rounder...
 
"It" is a game?

"It" isn't a purple thing that eats bagels?

Oh wait, I'm a purple thing that eats bagels...

Someone was trying once again to get me to move to Wisconsin. When will they notice that I keep pushing back the deadline?
 
"It" is a game?

"It" isn't a purple thing that eats bagels?

Oh wait, I'm a purple thing that eats bagels...

Someone was trying once again to get me to move to Wisconsin. When will they notice that I keep pushing back the deadline?

Yes.

No. You are.

I don't know, but Wisconsin is a very move-worthy state. Not as move-worthy as Indiana, of course, but...

What do you think of Jadis?

She was evil, haughty, and completely unrelated to the emerald witch.
 
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