Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

Did you often play with stuffed animals when you were little?

Do you still play with stuffed animals?

Yes.

No...

Do you admire the White Witch? Does Glozelle? *raises eyebrow*

No, neither of us does; we went there to talk where no one would disturb us. All other Telmarines are too creeped out to go there.

 

[GondorGirl]

Can my stuffed animals play with your stuffed animals?

Should I possibly go to bed?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Did you and Glozelle have any er 'interesting' experiences or encounters in the ruins of the White Witch's castle?

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Should I kick my cat out of my bed when she's botehring me at night?

 

[Lossëndil]

How many cats ought a buffalo have?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Is it ok if Toodles has pizza? I just don't want him to get sick if he eats any.

 

[Sopespian]

Can my stuffed animals play with your stuffed animals?

Should I possibly go to bed?

Yes.

Certainly.

Did you and Glozelle have any er 'interesting' experiences or encounters in the ruins of the White Witch's castle?

Not very many.

Should I kick my cat out of my bed when she's botehring me at night?

No. Never kick a cat.

How many cats ought a buffalo have?

Two.

Is it ok if Toodles has pizza? I just don't want him to get sick if he eats any.

Yes. Feed him so I don't have to.

 

[GondorGirl]

Would it be a bad idea for me to start matchmaking my friends?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Should I continue to practice my flute through the summer even though I'm not in band right now?

 

[Sopespian]

Would it be a bad idea for me to start matchmaking my friends?

As long as you don't matchmake me.

Should I continue to practice my flute through the summer even though I'm not in band right now?

Yes.

 

[GondorGirl]

As long as you don't matchmake me.

Duly noted.

Do Telmarines do puppet shows?

Do Telmarines make sock puppets?

 

[Sopespian]

Duly noted.

Do Telmarines do puppet shows?

Do Telmarines make sock puppets?

No.

Some do, yes.

 

[GondorGirl]

Am I allowed to bring my traveling puppet show into Telmar?

Do Telmarines celebrate Mother's day?

 

[Sopespian]

Am I allowed to bring my traveling puppet show into Telmar?

Do Telmarines celebrate Mother's day?

Yes.

Yes. We also celebrate Sopespian's day. Or, at least, I do...

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Why can't I ever get enough sleep?

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

 

[GondorGirl]

Why did the chicken cross the Telmarine border?

Will I ever hear a version of the pink gorilla joke longer than the 20 minute version I heard at nationals?

Will I ever find a longer joke than the pink gorilla joke?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Will I ever find a longer joke than the pink gorilla joke?

Try the Rice Krispies joke sometime, lol.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Who was the better king, Miraz or Caspian X?

 

[Sopespian]

Why can't I ever get enough sleep?

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

You dream too hard.

Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the Telmarine border?

Will I ever hear a version of the pink gorilla joke longer than the 20 minute version I heard at nationals?

Will I ever find a longer joke than the pink gorilla joke?

To get to Telmar. Duh.

No.

Yes.

Try the Rice Krispies joke sometime, lol.

I'm not even gonna ask...

Who was the better king, Miraz or Caspian X?

Caspian X, Miraz wasn't even a real king. Confounded pretender.

 

[GondorGirl]

Have you ever heard of the fairytale "Puddocky"?

What is your favorite fairytale?