Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?


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No.

No.

No.

Treasure Island is my third favorite book, you should read it. It's very Summery.



Did you use magical powers to call me exactly when I was reading this thread and thinking about calling you?

What would you do if I answered the phone right now?

Oh, it finally went to voicemail...

Do you know anyone who leaves more fun voicemails than I do?


And for the record, 1 in the morning is nothing, I err on the side of 2 a lot of nights...
 
Treasure Island is my third favorite book, you should read it. It's very Summery.

Did you use magical powers to call me exactly when I was reading this thread and thinking about calling you?

What would you do if I answered the phone right now?

Oh, it finally went to voicemail...

Do you know anyone who leaves more fun voicemails than I do?


And for the record, 1 in the morning is nothing, I err on the side of 2 a lot of nights...

Maybe... Mwahahahahahahahahaha...

Let it go to voicemail...

No.

Are any Telmarines 'gifted' with magical powers? i.e are there any witches, wizards, sorcerors etc amongst your people?

No. We're pretty normal 'round here.
 
To what nicknames do you respond?

Do you ever end sentences with prepositions?

When should I continue the phone tag?


Little Sister of Mine said:
What would you do if Shift the ape came back?

Goodness, DoG, I didn't know you'd read the Last Battle. I didn't get around to reading it until I was like sixteen...
 
Are you Chuck Norris!?!??!?!

Uh, no. Only Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

how did you feel when Prince Caspian became King?

A little waterlogged.

What would you do if Rishda Tarkaan returned?

Maim him.

To what nicknames do you respond?

Do you ever end sentences with prepositions?

When should I continue the phone tag?

Most that have to do with my name.

Not if I can help it.

Whenever you choose.
 
Can I please quit my job?

Where can I find a working lawn mower?

Will it ever cool down?

Yeah, the answer to that one is no...
 
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