Sopespian
Well-known member
Yes.
At the supermarket.
How did you know?
Yes.
Not particularly, but we do like some.
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Yes.
At the supermarket.
How did you know?
Yes.
Not particularly, but we do like some.
What restaurant has the best fries?
What restaurant has the best signature sauce?
Why must my dog chew up everything?
What restaurant has the best signature sauce?
Why must my dog chew up everything?
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Why must I slave in the hot sun for three hours?
Sopespian
Well-known member
A&W.
A&W.
He's hungry for A&W.
Because you can't slave in the cold sun for three hours.
So wait, does A&W have the best deep fried cheese curds too?
Can you dance?
Do you approve of having dancing at weddings?
Can you dance?
Do you approve of having dancing at weddings?
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Is it hot in Telmar right now?
Can I go to Telmar if it isn't hot?
Can I go to Telmar if it isn't hot?
Dame of Gondor
New member
Do Telmarine's like non talking rabbits?
Can Telmarine's sing?
Can Telmarine's sing?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Yes.
No.
In moderation.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No, but Telmarines can. The extra apostrophe gets stuck in our throats otherwise.
Where is the best place to watch fireworks?
What is a very Fourth of July food?
Do Telmarines have any sort of Independence Day or have they always ruled?
What is a very Fourth of July food?
Do Telmarines have any sort of Independence Day or have they always ruled?
Sopespian
Well-known member
From my front lawn.
Apple pie.
We have "Triumph Day", the day on which we celebrate our conquering of Narnia.
That's what I would have guessed.
Did Telmarines invent fireworks?
Do Telmarines have firepower at all?
Did Telmarines invent fireworks?
Do Telmarines have firepower at all?
The Telmarines could not have invented fireworks. They went through the cave no earlier than the fifteenth century, and Gandalf was already using fireworks in our world back in the Third Age.
Do Telmarines know about Gandalf? If not, why not? He has a beard. And fireworks. And a death-glare.
Do Telmarines know about Gandalf? If not, why not? He has a beard. And fireworks. And a death-glare.
Sopespian
Well-known member
No.
Yes.
Quite right.
No. We're quite ignorant on some matters. Beards are awesome.
Eustace C. Scrubb
New member
Have any Telmarines actually met Gandalf?
Have you met Gandalf?
Have you met Gandalf?
Sopespian
Well-known member
No.
I'm a Telmarine, so no.
Do Telmarines like horses?
Do Telmarines ride on any animals besides horses?
Do Telmarines ride on any animals besides horses?
Sopespian
Well-known member
They're okay.
Yes, we ride on camels when we visit Calormen.
Do Telmarines have llamas?
How about alpacas?
Ostriches?
How about alpacas?
Ostriches?
Sopespian
Well-known member
No.
No.
Yes.
What's the proper gap for my spark plugs?
How often should I change my oil?
Do Telmarines even know what spark plugs are?
How often should I change my oil?
Do Telmarines even know what spark plugs are?