Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

How can I know my lines better before Saturday?

Why do we have three dress rehearsals?

Who would be considered the "Shakespeare of Telmar"?

Read them a lot.

Because dresses need to rehearse.

Me.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Why must my theatre group only allow for three weeks of practice before a performance?

Are there any kind of weird diseases in Telmar?

Will I grow anymore, or am I doomed to forever be just 5 feet tall?

 

[Glenburne]

In that case, who is the George Orwell of Telmar?

 

[Sopespian]

Why must my theatre group only allow for three weeks of practice before a performance?

Are there any kind of weird diseases in Telmar?

Will I grow anymore, or am I doomed to forever be just 5 feet tall?

Because they're stingy.

No.

Yes. You will someday be seven feet tall.

In that case, who is the George Orwell of Telmar?

Glozelle.

 

[GondorGirl]

If I called you four minutes after you called how did it go straight to voicemail?

What's a good way to cheer oneself up?

Why are videos so hard to plan?

 

[Sopespian]

If I called you four minutes after you called how did it go straight to voicemail?

What's a good way to cheer oneself up?

Why are videos so hard to plan?

I don't know. That was weird.

Watch a funny TV show.

Because they're not radio.

 

[GondorGirl]

Do you know how to make bread?

What is the best kind of Telmarine bread?

What is the best of Telmarine cuisine?

 

[Glenburne]

Why are you so mean to Glozelle? What did he ever do to you? Is this the remnant of some childhood trauma?

 

[Sopespian]

Do you know how to make bread?

What is the best kind of Telmarine bread?

What is the best of Telmarine cuisine?

Yes.

Bread from a Telmarine Subway.

Shrimp.

Why are you so mean to Glozelle? What did he ever do to you? Is this the remnant of some childhood trauma?

He asks for it. He survived the movie and I didn't. No.

 

[GondorGirl]

What's the quickest way to get over a cold?

What's the quickest way to get to Oz?

What's the quickest way to escape from a shark?

 

[Glenburne]

Under what circumstances do Telmarines eat children?

Also, do Telmarines have any philosophers? If so, what are their major contributions to their discipline? (Toodles wants to know.)

 

[Sopespian]

What's the quickest way to get over a cold?

What's the quickest way to get to Oz?

What's the quickest way to escape from a shark?

Taking medication for it.

Hot-air balloon.

Under what circumstances do Telmarines eat children?

Also, do Telmarines have any philosophers? If so, what are their major contributions to their discipline? (Toodles wants to know.)

None.

No.

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

What is the optimal oil change interval?

How many quick-change oil places does Telmar have?

 

[Sopespian]

What is the optimal oil change interval?

How many quick-change oil places does Telmar have?

My Stratus usually goes 5,000 miles before it has to be changed.

1. But it changes cooking oil, not motor oil, so...

 

[Glenburne]

Toodles now wants to know why the Telmarines have no philosophers, and whether they have noodles. He thinks noodles are ethical--the curly ones are a little suspect, however.

 

[Sopespian]

Toodles now wants to know why the Telmarines have no philosophers, and whether they have noodles. He thinks noodles are ethical--the curly ones are a little suspect, however.

We borrow Narnian philosophers. Yes, we do have noodles.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Do Telmarines have oodles of noodles?

Does Toodles eat noodles?

Do Telmarines have poodles?

Why am I ending every question with oodles?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines have oodles of noodles?

Does Toodles eat noodles?

Do Telmarines have poodles?

Why am I ending every question with oodles?

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Because it's so much fun.

 

[Glenburne]

If Telmarines borrow from Narnian philosophers, does that explain why Glozelle has his change of heart in the movie?

And is it a common punishment in Telmar to beat offenders with wet noodles?

 

[Sopespian]

If Telmarines borrow from Narnian philosophers, does that explain why Glozelle has his change of heart in the movie?

And is it a common punishment in Telmar to beat offenders with wet noodles?

Yes, it does, actually.

Absolutely.