Sopespian
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Oh, I think I see where this is going...
Uh, no. We hate Shakespeare.
No, it's a dialect.
No. No. No. No.
Knowing sisters, probably not.
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Oh, I think I see where this is going...
Uh, no. We hate Shakespeare.
No, it's a dialect.
No. No. No. No.
Knowing sisters, probably not.
Do you enjoy parodies?
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Have you ever filmed a parody?
The Spanish Inquisition
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Wherefore dost thou hate Shakespeare?
Sopespian
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Yes.
No.
Because he's hard to read and his stories have stupid endings.
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If Telmarines spoke a language other than English, then what would it be?
Why is my school freezing today?
Why is the whole world freezing?
What will I do about how impossible my car is to park?
Why is the whole world freezing?
What will I do about how impossible my car is to park?
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It is. I don't hate most of his endings, except for the one in A Winter's Tale. That one...sort of left me staring in disbelief.
Sorry, unfortunately, likes that play, so I haven't shared my opinion with him. A mad thesaurus, you know, can be scary. Particularly with Shakespeare around.
Sorry, unfortunately, likes that play, so I haven't shared my opinion with him. A mad thesaurus, you know, can be scary. Particularly with Shakespeare around.
Sopespian
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It figures in the plot of an evil villain.
It's not where I am.
Get a magic shrinking car.
Okay... I have several strong roommates who could each whoop him.
Oh dear.
I think his writing is beautiful.
I don't mean to offend you, but I respectfully disagree.
I'm just not feeling the Shakespeare love... I've never seen the point of writing weird stories and then killing everyone off at the end.
Killing everyone off is half that fun. Except when it isn't. Have you read Oedipus Rex? If you think Shakespeare's bad, Oedipus takes the cake. That cotton-pickin play followed me through all four years of college, since there's a Freudian psychological complex named after him. Greek playwrights can be...yeah.
I seriously doubt that your roommates could whoop a thesaurus. Nobody whoops a thesaurus. And Sorry is more verbose than average.
I seriously doubt that your roommates could whoop a thesaurus. Nobody whoops a thesaurus. And Sorry is more verbose than average.
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Where does one find a magic shrinking car?
Will it be a standard like my car or can I change that?
Can I pick the color?
Will it be a standard like my car or can I change that?
Can I pick the color?
Sopespian
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At BMW.
Yes.
No; it comes only in hot pink.
Are they sixteen feet tall, with long white teeth? (Sorry is.)
Yow! *hops around, nursing injured foot* I mean, he's sixteen feet and three-eighths of an inch tall, with long, white, razor-sharp teeth.
*glares at Sorry*
Sopespian
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Together they're quite a bit taller, but their teeth are yellow.
They should start using their teeth for more important things, like attacking people. That's how Sorry keeps his so shiny white and clean.
Actually, his teeth regularly blind people. He probably would end up blinding your roommates...and he really wants to come visit. He keeps chanting synonyms for "go," "attack," and "smash."
Actually, his teeth regularly blind people. He probably would end up blinding your roommates...and he really wants to come visit. He keeps chanting synonyms for "go," "attack," and "smash."
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