Sopespian
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The Russians are coming! Just kidding, slow news day.
Go to a street corner. There'll be a paperboy.
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The Russians are coming! Just kidding, slow news day.
Go to a street corner. There'll be a paperboy.
Dame of Gondor
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I may have asked this before, But have you seen Disney's 'Newsies'?
Sopespian
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Uh... what?
Also, no.
Sad. It's an excellent movie.
Can you actually work a yo-yo? I can't.
Are you any good at making paper airplanes?
What about making blanket forts?
Can you actually work a yo-yo? I can't.
Are you any good at making paper airplanes?
What about making blanket forts?
Sopespian
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Not very well.
I'm okay.
I'm great at that!
The Spanish Inquisition
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Where did my cold come from?
Eustace C. Scrubb
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Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Sopespian
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No; I've never been there.
I have no response for this because no question was asked.
Do you suffer from an abysmal lack of curiosity, or an abysmal lack of obnoxiousness?
Sopespian
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Mostly the lack of curiosity. I have plenty of obnoxiousness.
How will I survive the months between now and when Desolation of Smaug comes out?
What about the long time until the next Narnia movie?
Never mind, how will I survive this week?
What about the long time until the next Narnia movie?
Never mind, how will I survive this week?
Sopespian
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I don't know.
I suggest reading the book.
Lots of sleep!
True...but Sorry is more obnoxious. He's biting your door with his teeth...I suggest you send your roommates out there to intervene.
He's cute, though. You have to admit that.
Sopespian
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I think he looks more intimidating than cute, to be quite honest.
Well, cute is relative. Cuter than your roommates. And his teeth are all at acute angles.
Sorry had a traumatic childhood, too. You'll take that into account, I assume? I mean in relation to his recent, er, behavior--
Not the book! Not the book! Sorry, I know it's terrible for Mike to use The Lord of the Rings as a doorstop, but that doesn't mean you should--
That's going to give you indigestion, Sorry. Oh, well. Be that way.
Sorry had a traumatic childhood, too. You'll take that into account, I assume? I mean in relation to his recent, er, behavior--
Not the book! Not the book! Sorry, I know it's terrible for Mike to use The Lord of the Rings as a doorstop, but that doesn't mean you should--
That's going to give you indigestion, Sorry. Oh, well. Be that way.
Sopespian
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Yes, I guess I will...
This last part I find disturbing.
I know. No one, repeat no one, should ever treat a copy of The Lord of the Rings with anything less than complete honor and respect. Particularly tattered copies should be destroyed through a ceremony involving fire and utmost reverence.
*forces Sorry to stand in the corner* It's the corner of a flower garden, but whatever.
*forces Sorry to stand in the corner* It's the corner of a flower garden, but whatever.
Eustace C. Scrubb
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Have you read the Hunger Games before?
Can you see Telmar ever having something along the lines of the Hunger Games as an annual event? Maybe even biannually?
Can you see Telmar ever having something along the lines of the Hunger Games as an annual event? Maybe even biannually?
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why am I always so tired?
Rainshadow
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How long have I been gone?!