Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?


  • Total voters
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I know. No one, repeat no one, should ever treat a copy of The Lord of the Rings with anything less than complete honor and respect. Particularly tattered copies should be destroyed through a ceremony involving fire and utmost reverence.

*forces Sorry to stand in the corner* It's the corner of a flower garden, but whatever.

I have nothing to say regarding this.

Have you read the Hunger Games before?

Can you see Telmar ever having something along the lines of the Hunger Games as an annual event? Maybe even biannually?

Nope.

Nope.

Why am I always so tired?

You don't drink enough Mello Yello.

How long have I been gone?!

An hour!
 
Why do musicians feel the need to make music videos disturbing?

Why is my phone being odd?

Should I do my statistics homework now or tomorrow night right before it's due?
 
Why do musicians feel the need to make music videos disturbing?

Why is my phone being odd?

Should I do my statistics homework now or tomorrow night right before it's due?

Because people view them more then just trying to make sense of them.

Because that's more fun than being even.

Now! Do it now!
 
Do you enjoy puns?

Do you have extensive knowledge of grammar?

If I had called you at about 11 (your time) last night would I have gotten your voicemail?

Why don't more people do RPGs like TDL used to?
 
Do you enjoy puns?

Do you have extensive knowledge of grammar?

If I had called you at about 11 (your time) last night would I have gotten your voicemail?

Why don't more people do RPGs like TDL used to?

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.

Isn't my time the same as yours? I'm going to school in TN. And you might have gotten voicemail, but I doubt it.

I don't know. They're kinda funnish.
 
What is it with Lossilition, Rainshadow, and punning song names? *sigh*

Can Sorry have some candy? He's hungry again. He offers synonyms in return.
 

Isn't my time the same as yours? I'm going to school in TN. And you might have gotten voicemail, but I doubt it.

Oh, well then, around midnight. ;) Stop moving and I won't keep getting your time zone wrong. Or just transfer to my college.

Would you care for a synonym bun?

How about a rigmaroll?

Or a ragamuffin?

Would you rather wait for your just desserts?
 
Do you hear what I hear?

If you hear classmates studying around a table, then yes.

What is it with Lossilition, Rainshadow, and punning song names? *sigh*

Can Sorry have some candy? He's hungry again. He offers synonyms in return.

Not sure.

Yes. I love synonyms!

Oh, well then, around midnight. ;) Stop moving and I won't keep getting your time zone wrong. Or just transfer to my college.

Would you care for a synonym bun?

How about a rigmaroll?

Or a ragamuffin?

Would you rather wait for your just desserts?

Okay... so I won't be moving around for a few months, at least.

Yes!

Mmhmm.

Definitely.

No, I'll take them now.

Is it just me, or is TDL running really slowly?

It's just you.
 
Why are voice warm-ups so obnoxious?

What am I going to do here for the next 4 hours and 20 minutes?

What am I going to do without having play rehearsal every other night?

Why is it that the places I least want to work are the ones that call me back?
 
Why are voice warm-ups so obnoxious?

What am I going to do here for the next 4 hours and 20 minutes?

What am I going to do without having play rehearsal every other night?

Why is it that the places I least want to work are the ones that call me back?

Because they're all about mi! Mi mi mi mi...

Play Tetris!

Get more homework done!

Because they like you!
 
Sorry offers synonyms for "synonym": alternate, substitute, alternative, equivalent, and euphemism. He has an irritating sense of humor, but he still thinks he deserves candy.

Provided your roommates don't eat it first....
 
Why does my car hate me?

Why does my brain hate me?

Why don't I have a cat?

Why am I getting sick again?

What exactly DID Augustine confess?

Because you're always stepping on it.

Because it's a brain. That's what they do.

Because you need to get one! Now!

Because you're tired.

His favorite ice cream flavors. Now why he chose to confess them to a random camel in Saudi Arabia I don't know, but that Augustine is a strange fellow.
 
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