The Spanish Inquisition
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Why won't mom turn on the heat yet?
Ask a Telmarine!
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Sopespian
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Because they're soft.
Yes.
In your room.
In your pocket.
Because she's middle-aged.
Eustace C. Scrubb
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Should I audition for an upcoming play in my area?
How come a bunch of kids went to Narnia, but never went to Telmar?
Have there actually been any kids that went to Telmar from our world? Or any of the other lands surrounding it?
How come a bunch of kids went to Narnia, but never went to Telmar?
Have there actually been any kids that went to Telmar from our world? Or any of the other lands surrounding it?
Sopespian
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Yes.
Aslan didn't send them there.
No. No, unfortunately.
Oh. He's calming down. Toodles started reading Kant to him. Apparently some books have dual use--they're dry enough to put you to sleep, but if that fails, they're heavy enough to knock you into it.
I'm assuming the Telmarines have books like that....
Sopespian
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Oh, yes... I mean, even Dathins have books like that...
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why did my college drastically change their website?
Sopespian
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Because they want to liven things up!
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why is canned soup so gross?
Sopespian
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Because nobody bothers to make it any good.
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why did Disney make a direct to VHS sequel to Hunchback of Notre Dame?
Dame of Gondor
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Do Temarine's like Faily reniouns?
How do I get rid of this stomach ache?
Did you know that GG and I are sisters?
(She's older)
How do I get rid of this stomach ache?
Did you know that GG and I are sisters?
(She's older)
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Sopespian
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I have no idea.
Do Temarine's like Faily reniouns?
How do I get rid of this stomach ache?
Did you know that GG and I are sisters?
No. Faily reunions are failures.
Tea.
Yes.
The Spanish Inquisition
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will you make me popcorn?
Sopespian
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Yes. What kind?
The Spanish Inquisition
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oooh extra salt and butter?
I'll share!
If I came over to your house, what movie would we watch?
Should I do anything on my fall break besides catch up on TV shows and read books?
Why don't more theaters do Shakespeare?
Why can't I just go to every performance of every play that I decide to go see? I always end up wanting to do that anyway...
Why don't more theaters do Shakespeare?
Why can't I just go to every performance of every play that I decide to go see? I always end up wanting to do that anyway...
Sopespian
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Yes.
That's okay, I'm not a popcorn fan.
Prince Caspian.
No. Why bother?
Do you really want a self-professed Shakespeare hater like me answering that?
You haven't the time.
The Spanish Inquisition
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Can you buckle the Bible Belt?
Eustace C. Scrubb
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Why are there still flies in my house? Didn't I get them all already?