Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

Can you buckle the Bible Belt?

Not so far as I can tell.

Why are there still flies in my house? Didn't I get them all already?

They reproduced!

 

[Glenburne]

Sorry is home now, on his S.H.E.L.F. (Safe House for Evading Little Fingers). Kant has made him sick on his stomach. Do Telmarines send cards? He could use one.

 

[GondorGirl]

Do you really want a self-professed Shakespeare hater like me answering that?

Have you been treated to a performance of Henry IV or Henry V?

What is your preferred theater experience then?

 

[Sopespian]

Have you been treated to a performance of Henry IV or Henry V?

What is your preferred theater experience then?

No.

None, to be honest...

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why can't I find my phone?

 

[Sopespian]

Why can't I find my phone?

Because I hid it!

 

[Glenburne]

Sorry is highly offended that you haven't sent him a card after his Kant-induced illness. He has changed his question from "Do Telmarines send cards?" to "Why don't Telmarines send cards?"

 

[Sopespian]

Sorry is highly offended that you haven't sent him a card after his Kant-induced illness. He has changed his question from "Do Telmarines send cards?" to "Why don't Telmarines send cards?"

Because we don't have mailboxes.

 

[GondorGirl]

No.

None, to be honest...

Well then, a performance of any of those might fix that problem. But really, theatrical performances are quite the love of my life. (Except for my certain future husband but we'll leave him out of this.)

Who really likes pillows that have fur or fake fur?

Can you cook without setting off the smoke alarm?

What is the best cure for the hiccups?

 

[Sopespian]

Well then, a performance of any of those might fix that problem. But really, theatrical performances are quite the love of my life. (Except for my certain future husband but we'll leave him out of this.)

Who really likes pillows that have fur or fake fur?

Can you cook without setting off the smoke alarm?

What is the best cure for the hiccups?

I don't know of anyone like that...

Yes. Mmm... grilled cheese...

Patience.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why are most worship songs god-awful?

 

[Glenburne]

Because we don't have mailboxes.

No wonder the Telmarines got to be so grumpy. After moving to Narnia, they never got birthday cards from their mommies anymore.

Do Telmarines celebrate Christmas, or is it too *cough* Narnian?

 

[Sopespian]

Why are most worship songs awful?

I'm not sure why, but yes, they're definitely pretty bad music.

No wonder the Telmarines got to be so grumpy. After moving to Narnia, they never got birthday cards from their mommies anymore.

Do Telmarines celebrate Christmas, or is it too *cough* Narnian?

Touche.

Yes.

 

[GondorGirl]

Most important question of the day:

WHERE DID THE ADS ON TDL COME FROM???

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Most important question of the day:

WHERE DID THE ADS ON TDL COME FROM???

More importantly, why don't y'all use ad-blockers?

 

[Sopespian]

Most important question of the day:

WHERE DID THE ADS ON TDL COME FROM???

Paul...

More importantly, why don't y'all use ad-blockers?

I do, personally...

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Have you ever had the.....experience....of having to read the Message translation of the Bible?

 

[Sopespian]

Have you ever had the.....experience....of having to read the Message translation of the Bible?

Not the whole thing, thankfully, just parts, and it's atrocious.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why is it that the richest churches are the ones that have the most for sale?

 

[Sopespian]

Why is it that the richest churches are the ones that have the most for sale?

I'm not really sure... perhaps it's just like the billionaires who won't be satisfied unless they have another billion.