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How wonderful are Telmarines?


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Why are Youtube covers such wonderful things?

Why would anyone choose to live on a college campus if they didn't have to?
 
Does TDL's new *cough* commercialism come from the Industrial Zebras--the ones who ran down all the Fauns with trains--or from the Telmarines?

Sushi's writing Greek poetry about it...but I think it's pretty rude poetry. He's refused to translate it, but he used the word "defenestrate." I'm guessing it doesn't translate well into Greek....
 
Why are Youtube covers such wonderful things?

Why would anyone choose to live on a college campus if they didn't have to?

I'm not really sure.

It's close to the college.

why are potatoes so good?

Because they're tasty.

Does TDL's new *cough* commercialism come from the Industrial Zebras--the ones who ran down all the Fauns with trains--or from the Telmarines?

Sushi's writing Greek poetry about it...but I think it's pretty rude poetry. He's refused to translate it, but he used the word "defenestrate." I'm guessing it doesn't translate well into Greek....

They're from the zebras.

Oh, my...
 
Why is Toodles reading Hiedegger? He's supposed to be an ethicist, for Pete's sake. Can you take his book away?
 
Are Telmarines literate? They seem rather superstitious so it made me think maybe their general education was lacking? Not you, of course, though!
 

I don't know; he's your buffalo! Wait; who's Pete? Yes...

Toodles was never my buffalo, actually. I gave him to you, but only so he could experience the ethical implications of being kidnapped. Not that it's exactly possible to kidnap a buffalo against his will....

Pete is still working through his identity. He was born a Telmarine, I believe, but some Elves got in from Middle Earth and left him royally confused.
 
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