Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines have a holiday like Thanksgiving?

What would be the best Thanksgiving dish at a Telmarine meal?

Have you ever found your car suddenly facing the wrong direction while driving on a snowy road?

Been an intersting morning... XD

Yes!

Telmarinized turkey.

Yes...

 

[GondorGirl]

When is the best time to get a Christmas tree?

Real or artificial?

Should the outside of houses be decorated?

 

[Glenburne]

Have Telmarines ever tried to use Father Christmas's sleigh for target practice?

 

[Sopespian]

When is the best time to get a Christmas tree?

Real or artificial?

Should the outside of houses be decorated?

Now.

Real.

Yes.

Have Telmarines ever tried to use Father Christmas's sleigh for target practice?

Not to my knowledge...

 

[GondorGirl]

Is it snowing where you are?

Will it ever stop snowing where I am?

Do you miss Telmar greatly when you're away from it?

 

[Sopespian]

Is it snowing where you are?

Will it ever stop snowing where I am?

Do you miss Telmar greatly when you're away from it?

No.

No.

Yes.

 

[GondorGirl]

Have you seen the Desolation of Smaug yet?

 

[Sopespian]

Have you seen the Desolation of Smaug yet?

The what of who?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Do Telmarines celebrate Christmas?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines celebrate Christmas?

Absolutely. What do you take us for, fun-hating Stoics?

Oh. Wait...

 

[GondorGirl]

See, do Telmarines just have a different definition of fun?

 

[Sopespian]

See, do Telmarines just have a different definition of fun?

Probably.

 

[Glenburne]

Do Telmarines really wear Dwarf beards as mufflers, or is that just a nasty rumor?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines really wear Dwarf beards as mufflers, or is that just a nasty rumor?

No, that's just a rumor, though not really all that nasty (hehe).

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Are there any Telmarine wizards or witches? If so, are they usually good or evil? Are they very powerful?

 

[Sopespian]

Are there any Telmarine wizards or witches? If so, are they usually good or evil? Are they very powerful?

No, we don't believe in magic.

 

[Glenburne]

Do you believe in Aslan?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do you and other Telnarines enjoy slapstick humour? (e.g a custard pie being thrown into someone's face)?

 

[Sopespian]

Do you believe in Aslan?

Reluctantly, yes.

Do you and other Telmarines enjoy slapstick humour? (e.g a custard pie being thrown into someone's face)?

Slightly.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

What reason do Telmarines have to believe that they are better than Narnians?