Ask a Telmarine!

[GondorGirl]

Are Telmarines secretly jealous of Narnians and that's why they're so mean to them?

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Are Telmarines usually more down to earth than Narnians?

 

[Sopespian]

What reason do Telmarines have to believe that they are better than Narnians?

How much time do you have?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

How much time do you have?

Plenty of time.

 

[GondorGirl]

I'm deeply insulted that you didn't reply to me. You can expect my declaration of war in the morning.

 

[Sopespian]

Plenty of time.

That's good to know.

I'm deeply insulted that you didn't reply to me. You can expect my declaration of war in the morning.

Ooh, I'm scared.

Are Telmarines secretly jealous of Narnians and that's why they're so mean to them?

No. That's preposterous.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

How do Telmarines attack their enemies on islands?

 

[Sopespian]

How do Telmarines attack their enemies on islands?

...with soldiers.

 

[GondorGirl]

Ooh, I'm scared.

Do I detect SARCASM???

Dangerous waters, Telmarine...

 

[Sopespian]

Do I detect SARCASM???

Dangerous waters, Telmarine...

Yes.

All waters are dangerous, GG. That's why we stay away from them.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

So are Telmarines afraid of going near any water?

Is that why they (not you, of course) smell? Do they not take baths or something?

 

[GondorGirl]

All waters are dangerous, GG. That's why we stay away from them.

All right, I will be attacking via all forests and bodies of water. You'll never see me coming.

Do Telmarines have cell phones and computers that actually work?

 

[Sopespian]

So are Telmarines afraid of going near any water?

Is that why they (not you, of course) smell? Do they not take baths or something?

No, just large bodies of water.

What? Smell? I haven't the slightest notion what you mean. We take frequent and meaningful baths.

All right, I will be attacking via all forests and bodies of water. You'll never see me coming.

Do Telmarines have cell phones and computers that actually work?

Fat chance of that. I'm very observant. Also, you just told me your battle plan.

Yes, they work very well. In fact, I dropped my cell in snow and melting ice and though the battery came out, it worked just fine.

 

[GondorGirl]

Fat chance of that. I'm very observant. Also, you just told me your battle plan.

Yes, they work very well. In fact, I dropped my cell in snow and melting ice and though the battery came out, it worked just fine.

That usually means it's not actually my battle plan. Or is it?

Impressive, most impressive...

Are washers and dryers effective minions?

 

[Sopespian]

That usually means it's not actually my battle plan. Or is it?

Impressive, most impressive...

Are washers and dryers effective minions?

It is. I know.

No, they just remind me of laundry.

 

[Glenburne]

What, exactly, makes a bath meaningful? And do meaningful baths have feelings?

 

[Sopespian]

What, exactly, makes a bath meaningful? And do meaningful baths have feelings?

Taking it with relish and joy (not unlike a hotdog). No, unfortunately.

 

[GondorGirl]

Does Telmar have such a thing as an Oreo birthday cake?

 

[Glenburne]

Do Telmarines follow a particular system of ethics? (Toodles' question, sorry.)

 

[Sopespian]

Does Telmar have such a thing as an Oreo birthday cake?

Oh, yes. We eat it frequently.

Do Telmarines follow a particular system of ethics? (Toodles' question, sorry.)

Yes, we use it occasionally.