Ask a Telmarine!

[Dame of Gondor]

Can Telmarine's (or Telmarines, or however you write Telmarine in a plural form) keep a tune?

 

[Sopespian]

Can Telmarine's (or Telmarines, or however you write Telmarine in a plural form) keep a tune?

"Telmarines", no apostrophe, and yes.

 

[GondorGirl]

Oh, yes. We eat it frequently.

Can I get it imported or do I have to come to Telmar for it?

Can Telmarine's (or Telmarines, or however you write Telmarine in a plural form) keep a tune?

Why was I your editor all those years if you didn't listen to me?

 

[Sopespian]

Can I get it imported or do I have to come to Telmar for it?

Why was I your editor all those years if you didn't listen to me?

Yes, but it's expensive.

Oh, that's a long story.

 

[MrSmith]

the heck is a telmurin

and whose this evningstar gy i keep hearing abuot

 

[Sopespian]

the heck is a telmurin

and whose this evningstar gy i keep hearing abuot

A Telmarine is so many awesome things that I don't have time for them all, but basically, we're residents of Telmar, which is west of Narnia.

EveningStar is a badger. He's pretty cool, just don't make fun of his stripes...

 

[MrSmith]

oh thats cool so waht do you do 4 fun?????????????!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sopespian]

oh thats cool so waht do you do 4 fun?????????????!!!!!!!!!

We correct people's grammar and spelling -- Which, in your case, might take a while.

Just kidding, we actually eat Telmar berries and watch Telmarine football for fun.

 

[MrSmith]

We correct people's grammar and spelling -- Which, in your case, might take a while.

Just kidding, we actually eat Telmar berries and watch Telmarine football for fun.

wow never thot telmurines would b so meen

cant belive u judge my grammer just like evry1 else doesnt the bible say not 2 judge

what is telmurine football is that like the nfl

 

[Sopespian]

wow never thot telmurines would b so meen

cant belive u judge my grammer just like evry1 else doesnt the bible say not 2 judge

what is telmurine football is that like the nfl

I had no intention of offending you, MrSmith. I joke about grammar frequently. Also Jesus said not to condemn without expectation of people condemning you back.

Telmarine football is like nothing else. There is no comparison.

 

[MrSmith]

my apoligees mr spoespain i didnt no that

so is it like american football or soccer

 

[Sopespian]

my apoligees mr spoespain i didnt no that

so is it like american football or soccer

It's played like American football.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

Which team are you rooting for for the Superbowl?

Can I convince you to root for the Seahawks?

 

[Sopespian]

Which team are you rooting for for the Superbowl?

Can I convince you to root for the Seahawks?

The Seahawks.

Probably.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Would Telmarines develop nuclear weapons, if they had the knowlege and raw materials, and would they use them?

 

[Sopespian]

Would Telmarines develop nuclear weapons, if they had the knowlege and raw materials, and would they use them?

Seeing as how we would have no need of them, no and no.

 

[GondorGirl]

I used to have a babysitter named Mike who tried to get his name to be my first word. Would you ever try to pull the same thing?

What is the most common first word for a Telmarine baby?

 

[Sopespian]

I used to have a babysitter named Mike who tried to get his name to be my first word. Would you ever try to pull the same thing?

What is the most common first word for a Telmarine baby?

Probably .

"Donut".

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Are Telmarines cat people or dog people?

 

[Sopespian]

Are Telmarines cat people or dog people?

Cat people, definitely.