Ask a Telmarine!
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Sopespian
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I know we Telmarines, usually shower, so I'm going to say Narnians. But the Calormenes outdo us all in that category.
It's no fun for the captor.
The Spanish Inquisition
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are there any Telmarine saints?
Do Telmarines like pancakes?
Do Telmarines love their mothers?
Do Telmarines like pancakes?
Do Telmarines love their mothers?
Dame of Gondor
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Do Telmarines like social media?
Do Telmarines like to read?
Do Telmarines like to read?
Sopespian
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Yes, several. I am one.
Yes.
Yes.
Somewhat.
Yes.
What is the purpose of Telmarine saints?
If I were to randomly call a Telmarine up what would be the best time?
Are Telmarines any good at laundry? I hate laundry...
If I were to randomly call a Telmarine up what would be the best time?
Are Telmarines any good at laundry? I hate laundry...
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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Are Telmarines any good at jobs in the garden, or D.I.Y? (I don't like gardening, although I do appreceiate a nice garden, and I'm utterly useless at D.I.Y!).
Are Telmarines capable of humility?
(Edit: It occurred to me that this looks like I'm ripping off Glen's question. I already had it in mind before I read hers, and since it's slightly different, thought I would go ahead and post it.)
(Edit: It occurred to me that this looks like I'm ripping off Glen's question. I already had it in mind before I read hers, and since it's slightly different, thought I would go ahead and post it.)
Sopespian
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Every saved Telmarine is a saint.
THursday should work.
We excel at the art of laundering.
No, but our slaves... er, servants are.
I'm an elite elitist. Everyone else is just an elitist.
No, but thank you for asking.
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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Are Telmarines any good at football (soccer)? If so, which position would best suit them?
Are Telmarines good cricketers? If so, are they more likely to be a batsman or woman, bowler, wicketkeeper or an all rounder?
Are Telmarines good cricketers? If so, are they more likely to be a batsman or woman, bowler, wicketkeeper or an all rounder?
Sopespian
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Telmarines make good soccer goalies.
A few Telmarines like cricket, but most prefer to play baseball.
Sopespian
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No, just certain ones...
Yes, unfortunately.
THursday should work.
Right, well, I was out of town... XD
Do Telmarines have rock music?
Do Telmarines have heavy metal?
What does Telmarine elevator music sound like?
WarriorSatyr
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Why do Telmarines appear to prefer American sports?
Sopespian
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No.
Yes, but not heavy metal music.
It sounds like classical music.
Because American sports are awesome.
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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Is there much crime in Telmarine society?
Where do most Telmarines stand, politically?
Where do most Telmarines stand, politically?
Sopespian
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We have advanced torture, uh, compliance, methods.
No.
Conservative.