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If Telmarines are oppressive egomaniacs, then why do they let people play tennis and have pet elephants?

Also, are you on speaking terms with the DLF?

If you are, can you tell it that I want my trousers back?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
If Telmarines are oppressive egomaniacs, then why do they let people play tennis and have pet elephants?

Also, are you on speaking terms with the DLF?

If you are, can you tell it that I want my trousers back?
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I'm not sure where you've gotten this "oppressive egomaniacs" idea. Not very many Telmarines are that way.

No.

No.

The Spanish Inquisition said:
do telmarines mention the elephant in the room?
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The what? ;)
 
CORIN THUNDERFIST II said:
Do Telmarines believe in the existence of dragons?

Do Telmarines believe in U.F.Os?
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Yes.

No.

Glenburne said:
Do dragons and U.F.O.s believe in Telmarines?
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Dragons, yes. UFOs, no.

The Spanish Inquisition said:
do Telmarines sing hair metal ballads?
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Not yet.

CORIN THUNDERFIST II said:
Do Telmarines believe in creatures such as the Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman (Yeti) or Bigfoot (Sasquatch)? If so, would they like to meet any of these?
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Only the Loch Ness Monster. And no, we would not like to meet him.

The Spanish Inquisition said:
Do Telmarines brew ale?
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Ginger ale, yes.
 
As in, does ginger ale cook Telmarines to death, and if not, what are the usual causes of Telmarine death?
 
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