Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines exercise at gyms?

Nope.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarines enjoy swimming or other activities in water, such as surfing or bodyboarding?

 

[GondorGirl]

Cold and snowy. Good cuddling weather. Unfortunately, the only person I have to cuddle with is Glozelle. It's... um... not ideal...

Now is the time to get a cat. Or six.

Would a Telmarine ever consider owning more than five cats?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines enjoy swimming or other activities in water, such as surfing or bodyboarding?

We're kind of anti-water...

Now is the time to get a cat. Or six.

Would a Telmarine ever consider owning more than five cats?

No. Only one or two at a time.

 

[Glenburne]

So I guess the Telmarines don't have cat ladies?

Or do the Telmarines simply kill any Telmarine citizens who try to own more than two at a time?

 

[Sopespian]

So I guess the Telmarines don't have cat ladies?

Or do the Telmarines simply kill any Telmarine citizens who try to own more than two at a time?

Only a few.

We don't just randomly kill people for no good reason! Goodness.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

what time to telmarines go to bed?

 

[Sopespian]

what time to telmarines go to bed?

Pretty late, usually 2 o'clock or so.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Is that 2 o' Clock in AM or PM?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

We're kind of anti-water...

Is this not rather surprising, considering your ancestors were (erm, how shall I put this?) er, seafarers in the business of (shall we call it) private enterprise?

Do Telmarines have zoos, wild life or safari parks?

Would any Telmarines in this world ever work in any of the above?

 

[Sopespian]

Is that 2 o' Clock in AM or PM?

A.M.

Is this not rather surprising, considering your ancestors were (erm, how shall I put this?) er, seafarers in the business of (shall we call it) private enterprise?

Do Telmarines have zoos, wild life or safari parks?

Would any Telmarines in this world ever work in any of the above?

We don't like water. In fact, I almost died because of a river-god. It's scary.

Yes.

A few. Not me, but others.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

We don't like water. In fact, I almost died because of a river-god. It's scary.

Oh? What did you do to upset a river god?

Are we to infer from this that Telmarines take few, if any, baths or showers?

 

[Sopespian]

Oh? What did you do to upset a river god?

Are we to infer from this that Telmarines take few, if any, baths or showers?

Nothing, actually. I think he was just having a really bad day at the time. *whistles*

No, we're just mostly opposed to bodies of water.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

This bad day that the river god was having, would it be connected to bridges, and/or Beruna?

 

[Sopespian]

This bad day that the river god was having, would it be connected to bridges, and/or Beruna?

Possibly. I can't really remember at the moment. *whistles some more*

 

[GondorGirl]

Do Telmarines have acappella groups?

 

[Glenburne]

Possibly. I can't really remember at the moment. *whistles some more*

Did you do this whistling thing in Miraz's council chamber? That might be why he got irritated with you....

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines have acappella groups?

Several, actually. They're quite entertaining.

Did you do this whistling thing in Miraz's council chamber? That might be why he got irritated with you....

Only occasionally. He was generally an irritable guy.

 

[Glenburne]

Maybe his irritability had something to do with what you were whistling...you never tried "God Save the King" when he was still regent, did you?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Or the Battle Hymn of the Republic?

Was it the irritability of Miraz that motivated you to assassinate him?